Thread by @LawrenceKS_PD

Here’s a story about Chad and how a DUI happens-

“Yeah I’m gonna go out tonight. Probably just gonna have a couple drinks. I’ll be fine to drive, I’m not planning on getting drunk” -Chad

*Chad walks into the bar. Greg and Ben are playing Golden Tee and wearing those idiotic 2020 novelty glasses.*

“Oh man Chad is here! Let’s do a round of Fireball!” -Greg

“Not tonight, driving” -Chad, making a steering wheel motion with his right hand.

Two pale ales deep, Chad changes his mind after hitting an eagle on Golden tee, cuz now he’s a little lubricated.

“Alright. I’ll do one fireball. Fill it up!” -Chad, as he pops his collar on his 1/4 zip chiefs pullover his mom gave him for Christmas

Chad slams the fireball.

After 3 more fireballs, 2 gin and tonics, 4 Coors Banquets, 1 New Years kiss, a glass of wine, and three rounds of golden tee, Chad’s decision making is impaired, which is evident by his now donning of a pair of 2020 glasses. It’s 2:10 am and Greg offers him a spot in the Uber.

“Nah, I’m fine, I only gotta a couple miles to drive” -Chad, getting in the driver’s seat of his 1993 Firebird.

Moments later, Chad looks in his mirror and sees the flashing red and blues as he pulls in his driveway. 🚨🚔

“How much have you had to drink?” -Officer Lawrence

“What makes you think I’ve been drinking bro? This is my house” -Chad, slurring heavily

“Sir, this is a Wendy’s drive thru, and you’re going the wrong way.”

Chad gets arrested, goes to jail, loses his license, and doesn’t even get Wendy’s. The moral of the story is if you’re planning on drinking at all, you should plan on a sober ride. Happy New Year! #DriveSober