Some tips for incoming students new to town:
1. Fake IDs that you order online from China may look really really real. But when you hand us one and we run it, and it says not on file, we'll know, and you'll be back to using your McLovin ID and you'll have a court date.
1. Fake IDs that you order online from China may look really really real. But when you hand us one and we run it, and it says not on file, we'll know, and you'll be back to using your McLovin ID and you'll have a court date.
2. Don't order fake IDs online from China. Do you really think it's a good idea to give your name, address, and payment information to a person in China that dabbles in fake identification?
3. We've covered this extensively before, but it's worth repeating. Selling weed out of your apartment may seem like an easy, quick way to make some extra cash for solo cups at keg parties and 2 am taco bell runs. BUT, if you sell weed out of your apartment YOU WILL GET ROBBED
4. Burgling criminals know how much college students love to leave laptops, wallets, purses, iPads, $6 bottles of vodka, social security cards, walkmans, crown royal bags full of... not drug paraphernalia, bluetooth speakers, etc. in their car. So don't.
5. Don't drink too much. This leads to
A) Puking
B) Fighting
C) Spending money you don't have
D) Peeing in an alley, or
E) If you're a Luke, Dillon, or Mitchell, all of the above.
A) Puking
B) Fighting
C) Spending money you don't have
D) Peeing in an alley, or
E) If you're a Luke, Dillon, or Mitchell, all of the above.
6. Always look around for a police car before you pee in public. Then, when the time is right, GO FIND A BATHROOM YOU DISGUSTING SLOB
7. No joke here. Driving under the influence will not be tolerated. Find a designated driver. There's literally no excuse to drive drunk.
