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IT’S HAPPENING. I have movie tickets, a lot of mushrooms, and a very patient wife.
@ScottWamplerBMD hold me
T-minus 30 minutes. Things are getting weird. Not really sure how strong these mushrooms are so I just guessed. My Mom took me to see the touring production of cats when I was a kid and all I remember is I HATED it. How long into the film will I last before I have a panic attack?
How long will Rob (extremely high) last into this screening of CATS?
Trailers playing now. There are five other people in the cinema. Everything is overwhelming already. I am made of gummy. I am Gumby Man. I don’t know if I can do this you guys.
The Sprite commercial was too stressful for me so I am terrified for the dancing cats to show up
They’re playing the SONIC THE HEDGEHOG trailer, which I guess is like foreplay?
Now they’re playing the DOLITTLE trailer and it’s like, holy fuck guys, chill out with the talking animals, like, I’m not even gonna make it to the movie at this rate
WHAT THE FUCK THEY HAVE HUMAN FACES HOW IS THIS LEGAL
THIS IS TOO HORNY
I have made a trrribld mistake
I’m in the bathroom. I needed a break. It’s a nightmare. It just keeps going. It’s terrifying nonsense. The people in the theater are clapping after the songs? They are taking this seriously? I feel like I’m undercover in a cult meeting and they’re onto me.
Their fucking faces their terrifying faces why is any of this happening I hate this so much
Everyone involved in this should be in jail
I hunk I need to leave
Fuck this movie Why is everyone okay with this why is no one screaming
Steph pulled me out because I was making a scene. We made it an hour 13 minutes. I hated every second of it.
Oh cool looks like we started WW3 while I was being tortured by singing cat people time to log off
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Does anyone else find it strange to see so much modern Star Wars marketing asking kids to "choose a side"? When I was a kid, it was pretty fucking clear that there were the good guys and the genocidal fascists. Feels like crass marketing to "both-sides" a CLEAR good vs evil story
And granted, TLJ crafted a genuinely interesting conflicted villain in Kylo Ren, and it's good to evolve our fantasy narratives beyond such binary understandings of morality. BUT STILL, you don't CHOOSE THE SIDE of the planet-exploding fascists WHY IS THAT ADVERTISED AS AN OPTION
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Rob Sheridan
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I’ve been thinking recently about youth angst and how differently - and famously - it was expressed through music #InThe90s. The further we get away from the era that defined people of my age (my teen years were spent in the 90s), the more alien it feels in retrospect. A THREAD.
I often wonder why there isn’t more hate and angst in youth culture now. A lot of that, I think, is how different “millennial angst” is manifested in pop culture. It’s absolutely out there - it’s just communicated so differently than ours was, because the outlets or so different.
#InThe90s, “hate” was a mantra. It was *cool* to hate. We hated pop music, we hated old people, our parents, conformity, war, capitalism, commercialism, “selling out,” “the man,” preppies, jocks, “suits,” etc. We defined ourselves not by what we LIKED, but what we HATED.
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Rob Sheridan
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Trump won on a campaign of racist white grievance. Shout “economic anxiety” all you want, but we all know why he won. And it’s very clear that he’s going to double down HARD on that strategy for 2020. So let me, a straight white man, rant a bit about “white grievance.” THREAD 1/
I’ve had a tremendous amount of privilege my whole life, and I didn’t even realize it for decades, because that’s how privilege works: When you have it, it’s invisible to you, until you have the life experiences or put the work in to recognize it. 2/
Otherwise, it’s easy to not even know it’s there, because it’s just always been part of the fabric of who you are, ESPECIALLY when you're in a cultural bubble where everyone around you also has it.

*beckons you close and whispers* THAT’S LITERALLY WHY IT’S CALLED PRIVILEGE.

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So this is long past overdue and probably kinda ridiculous. But around a month ago @TheQuartering and I agreed to have a discussion. He also agreed to publicly retract anything I convince him is worth retracting, hopefully in a video.
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X : Do you think it's possible to change the economic and political systems to something more balanced?
Me : Do you doubt it?
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Me : Do you feel it's too complex a task, don't know where to start, lack the energy to do this and question whether it's worth it?
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X : Yes, Yes, Yes.
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