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IT’S HAPPENING. I have movie tickets, a lot of mushrooms, and a very patient wife.
T-minus 30 minutes. Things are getting weird. Not really sure how strong these mushrooms are so I just guessed. My Mom took me to see the touring production of cats when I was a kid and all I remember is I HATED it. How long into the film will I last before I have a panic attack?
How long will Rob (extremely high) last into this screening of CATS?
Trailers playing now. There are five other people in the cinema. Everything is overwhelming already. I am made of gummy. I am Gumby Man. I don’t know if I can do this you guys.
The Sprite commercial was too stressful for me so I am terrified for the dancing cats to show up
They’re playing the SONIC THE HEDGEHOG trailer, which I guess is like foreplay?
Now they’re playing the DOLITTLE trailer and it’s like, holy fuck guys, chill out with the talking animals, like, I’m not even gonna make it to the movie at this rate
WHAT THE FUCK THEY HAVE HUMAN FACES HOW IS THIS LEGAL
THIS IS TOO HORNY
I have made a trrribld mistake
I’m in the bathroom. I needed a break. It’s a nightmare. It just keeps going. It’s terrifying nonsense. The people in the theater are clapping after the songs? They are taking this seriously? I feel like I’m undercover in a cult meeting and they’re onto me.
Their fucking faces their terrifying faces why is any of this happening I hate this so much
Everyone involved in this should be in jail
I hunk I need to leave
Fuck this movie Why is everyone okay with this why is no one screaming
Steph pulled me out because I was making a scene. We made it an hour 13 minutes. I hated every second of it.
Oh cool looks like we started WW3 while I was being tortured by singing cat people time to log off
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