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I tried monetizing my follower list, but the only advertisers who showed any interest were Catheters For Less and E-Z Glide stair chairs
they were interested when they saw my follower age demos, but lost interest when they saw my follower income demos
I think I still have a shot at landing that big Pauper Gravestones For Less account
I have to laugh at anyone who thinks they can insult my followers worse than I can insult my followers
Mark my words, my wacky references to Senor Wences, Gene Krupa, and Hudson Terraplanes will eventually attract the hip youth market
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