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Democratic candidates (past and present) as #TheBachelor contestants:
Bernie Sanders: Demi. Good heart, kinda crazy, hardcore stans
Elizabeth Warren: Hannah Brown. Here for the reasons and doing the most.
Julian Castro: Grocery Store Joe. Under appreciated during his run, but will find love within the franchise.
Amy Klobuchar: Chad. Mildly entertaining but also terrifying with abuse allegations.
Pete Buttigieg: Ben Higgins. Promising with lots of buzz but ultimately disappointing. Too republican for my liking.
Michael Bloomberg: Arie. Widely disliked but still here for some reason.
Beto O’Rourke: Kaitlyn Bristowe. An early favorite but the tide has turned. Again, hoping he finds love not in the “franchise” but franchise-adjacent
Cory Booker: Mike Johnson. The candidate we didn’t deserve. Cheesy but heart is in the right place.
Andrew Yang: Kendall Long. Wackadoodle ideas but harmless.
Joe Biden: Colton Underwood. Boring. White. Mass appeal I guess.
Kamala Harris: Rachel Lindsey. Made history, tough, and good with the one-liners.
SUBMISSION:
Michelle Obama: Tyler Cameron. Loves healthy living and active lifestyles. Wish she was our candidate but she’s too busy living her best life.
@jessmccarron @CapitolWilhite
Tom Steyer: Blake. Please stop dancing.
Marianne Williamson: Dean’s dad. Spiritual? Yes. Sinister? Also yes.
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