If every episode doesn’t start with a needle drop, I’ll be disappointed.
My interest in this topic is phlebotomless.
This is sure to sweep the Golden Globens in the Podcast category.
The range of topics they intend to address is truly astounding. I have no idea how they kept so many platelets spinning simultaneously.
This friend of mine has been beating me to the punch with these puns. And so to him, I just shake my fist menacingly and say in my best Jackie Gleason voice, "Why you, aorta!" 
"This blood podcast sure isn't deficient in irony," Tom said anemically.
Ok, I'm now thoroughly drained after putting these vial puns into circulation.
