Queer:
own Doc Martens
drinks prosecco
makes jewelry w snakes on it
half-ass Wiccan
rolls own cigs
purple everything
pleather
went to Burning Man
burlesque community supporter
celeb girl/boy crush (see also: gay 4 the unattainable)
goth
24 years old & drinks Scotch
Bowie fan
not afraid to skinny dip
can bullshit way through giving a Tarot reading
owns a Bedazzler
septum piercing
used to be super into hooping
corset snob
>4 unrelated roommates
rly emotional about Pokémon Go
Fuck you, mom & dad
Rainbow tutu/suspenders for Pride
magnanimous when drunk
trendy baker
taxidermy-curious
dgaf about posting Game of Thrones spoilers
bearded dragon parent
Sailor Moon 4ever
upside-down text tattoo
drag bingo-goer
funemployed
Catholic as aesthetic, not religion
True crime addict
amateur psychiatrist
cross-stitches sweary patterns
❤️Betty White & Jeff Goldblum ❤️
Like, a LOT of Adderall
Halloween wedding
Q umbrella, cont.4:
landlord issues
loves animals, wears fur
enamel pins
likes the word “fancy” (US only)
failed attempt at home composting
art nouveau (deco in a pinch)
momento mori
busker
chain mail
probably moving to Pacific Northwest
dating a dj
polyamorous (I mean, ofc)
helps bf with guyliner
learned 4 ukulele chords in 2008
makes weird art with doll and/or bicycle parts
never misses grownup prom
“here’s my CashApp!”
middle child
vintage luggage
DEEPLY closeted Twilight fan
trust fund anarchist
adult onesies in public
has spirit animal (but doesn’t say “spirit animal” anymore, bc problematic)
507 FICO score
disciple of Amanda Palmer
can properly launder LED apparel & accessories
kills plants; judges your parenting