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Working a comprehensive listing of what is under the “queer” umbrella:

Queer:

own Doc Martens

drinks prosecco

makes jewelry w snakes on it

half-ass Wiccan

rolls own cigs

purple everything

pleather

went to Burning Man

burlesque community supporter
Queer umbrella, cont.:

celeb girl/boy crush (see also: gay 4 the unattainable)

goth

24 years old & drinks Scotch

Bowie fan

not afraid to skinny dip

can bullshit way through giving a Tarot reading

owns a Bedazzler

septum piercing

used to be super into hooping

corset snob
Queer umbrella, cont. 2:

>4 unrelated roommates

rly emotional about Pokémon Go

Fuck you, mom & dad

Rainbow tutu/suspenders for Pride

magnanimous when drunk

trendy baker

taxidermy-curious

dgaf about posting Game of Thrones spoilers

bearded dragon parent

Sailor Moon 4ever
Queer umbrella, cont.3:

upside-down text tattoo

drag bingo-goer

funemployed

Catholic as aesthetic, not religion

True crime addict

amateur psychiatrist

cross-stitches sweary patterns

❤️Betty White & Jeff Goldblum ❤️

Like, a LOT of Adderall

Halloween wedding
The damndest thing about making this list is how much it makes me miss my wacky pseudo-gay friends. They’re ridiculous, and I loved them, and I’m not welcome around them anymore. You can be a lot of things to hang with the Q crowd, but not GC. Never, ever that.
Shall we continue?

Q umbrella, cont.4:

landlord issues

loves animals, wears fur

enamel pins

likes the word “fancy” (US only)

failed attempt at home composting

art nouveau (deco in a pinch)

momento mori

busker

chain mail

probably moving to Pacific Northwest
Q umbrella, cont.5:

dating a dj

polyamorous (I mean, ofc)

helps bf with guyliner

learned 4 ukulele chords in 2008

makes weird art with doll and/or bicycle parts

never misses grownup prom

“here’s my CashApp!”

middle child

vintage luggage

DEEPLY closeted Twilight fan
Q umbrella, cont.6:

trust fund anarchist

adult onesies in public

has spirit animal (but doesn’t say “spirit animal” anymore, bc problematic)

507 FICO score

disciple of Amanda Palmer

can properly launder LED apparel & accessories

kills plants; judges your parenting
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