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Noah Smith 🐇

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Today, we find that America is being destroyed by...

*checks notes*

...people speaking Korean

TO ARMS, TO ARMS, THE KOREANS ARE ATTACKING

OH MY GOD, the dread script of Hangul has already been seen on signs in the AMERICAN HEARTLAND! Here you can see them in Texas, proselytizing for their strange foreign religion...

Corrupting the minds of the youth, WHERE WILL IT END

TOTAL SUBJUGATION
star-telegram.com/news/local/for…

Even the Voice of America has been co-opted by the Korean invasion!

learningenglish.voanews.com/a/more-us-stud…

My fellow Americans, I ask you: What's next?

"Press 2 for Korean"??

Presidential candidates introducing themselves in Korean at debates??

Americans eating with METAL CHOPSTICKS?!!

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