There was a senator I met years ago when I was an intern at a non-profit and it was a terrible interaction because they were awful and they're currently serving... and if you donate $100,000 to Elizabeth Warren by midnight tomorrow... 😂
You know what? I'm totally down with spilling this tea. $100,000 to Elizabeth Warren by midnight tomorrow (ET), and I'll reveal the name: bit.ly/37NCo8V
OMG... we just hit $1,000 already. Y'all are terrifying.
$2,000 -- my god.
$3,000
$4,000 -- I am scared.
...$6,000
$10,000 -- this is absurd.
$15,000
$25,000
$30,000
$36,000 — I don’t even know what to say.
Okay, I need to drive home. Update in half an hour. I am more than a little shocked we’ve raised nearly $40,000 in less than two hours.
If we hit $60,000 by midnight tonight (ET), I’ll drop a pretty good hint.
Awwww, we only reached $53,000 by midnight. 😂
But since you all have been so lovely, here’s a (very tough) clue:
But since you all have been so lovely, here’s a (very tough) clue:
Should I increase the goal to $200,000? I mean we got 24 hours...
I’ll give y’all 10 minutes to vote on it.
I’ll give y’all 10 minutes to vote on it.
Okay, the people have spoken. The goal is now $200,000 by midnight (ET), but because of the increase, I feel obliged to offer another clue:
56,000!!! — that was more than double the total raised last night
Elizabeth Warren already called me. I don’t need any incentives here. This is all for love of a vision of a country where no one gets left behind. LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
$60,000!!!
Okay, I’m exhausted and need sleep. This’ll be here in the morning. BUT KEEP DONATING 🔥🔥🔥 
Good morning! Just woke up to this: $74,000!!!
$80,000!!! -- if we reach $100k by noon, I'll drop another hint.
$87,000!!!!
$92,000!!!
$95,000!!!
Aaaaand we just made @washingtonpost! 😂😂😂
(Minor correction: not the comms director, just a lowly press secretary)
h/t @ColbyItkowitz
(Minor correction: not the comms director, just a lowly press secretary)
h/t @ColbyItkowitz
Y'all, we are VERY close to $100k!
Folks, we just hit $100,000!!!!
Okay, folks, I have some bad news and some good news, and I think once I finish, you're going to be really happy. But first the bad news...
The bad news is that I'm not going to reveal the name of the senator, and I'll tell you why. The campaign did not contact me. For all I know, Elizabeth Warren wouldn't care either way. However...
A few friends reached out to me with some great questions, namely: even if I don't agree with senator (whoever they are), do I know what working relationship Warren has with them? And I do not. I don't want to risk putting her in an awkward situation w/ a Senate colleague.
Here's the good news: when we reach $200,000, I'm going to reveal some bizarre phone conversations I had with a presidential candidate that I've never talked about publicly.
And you are absolutely going to want that tea spilled. Trust me.
So, let's go get it! Donate here: bit.ly/2PoQK9o
We are currently at $103,000 🔥🔥🔥
Because you all have been patient and quite understanding with this course correction, I offer this clue...
$106,000!!!!
Dropping another clue when we hit $110,000.
OMG, if we $150,000 by the time of the debate tonight, I will absolutely do this.
Y’all think I’m kidding about this. I am absolutely not kidding. I will perform the best goddamn teapot dance you’ve ever seen in your life. Poets will write of it. Historians will reflect on its impact. It will change culture.
Donate to Warren here: bit.ly/2PoQK9o
Donate to Warren here: bit.ly/2PoQK9o
Things are chugging along, so here’s another clue...
Remember this debate moment last week? Remember how it felt? I got a good feeling we’re gonna see it again tonight.
Let’s have her back: bit.ly/2PoQK9o
Let’s have her back: bit.ly/2PoQK9o
Soooo... the presidential candidate just called me. It was an interesting convo.
"Is this in reference to me?"
"Yes."
"Ah."
Should be a fun reveal! But we still have to get to $200,000.
Donate to Elizabeth Warren: bit.ly/2PoQK9o
"Is this in reference to me?"
"Yes."
"Ah."
Should be a fun reveal! But we still have to get to $200,000.
Donate to Elizabeth Warren: bit.ly/2PoQK9o
This is absolutely a real thing. It's gonna be good.
$120,000!!!!!
$125,000!!!!
$130,000!!!
$135,000!!!!
Also, I am exhausted and need to sleep -- extending the deadline to midnight tomorrow.
$140,000!!!!
