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Did you know that if we decide to take care of sick people then people who had been living healthy lives will suddenly start to make unhealthy choices to get that sweet free dialysis and chemo? Did you know that’s definitely how things work?
me: *pulling up to the hospital, smoking an asbestos-laced crack rock* GIVE ME SEVEN MILLION HEALTHCARES

enslaved doctor: I must give them to you, for free, because communism

me: *eating an entire bucket of pork cracklings and scrapple* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Doublethink is perfectly exemplified by MAGAs opposing the green new deal because the liberals want to take away your cheeseburgers and big gulps, but also opposing M4A because free healthcare means people won’t watch what they eat.
Doublethink is perfectly encapsulated by people who don’t trust the government to administer $100 of healthcare but do trust the government to spend $200 to drug test you to determine if you’re worthy of $100 of healthcare.
Doublethink is perfectly encapsulated by people who think the two biggest problems our society faces are women on welfare having babies and women on welfare having abortions.
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