Thread by @diaryofa9jagirl

Let’s talk about sex.

First of all, NEVER BELIEVE THE “PULL OUT GAME” theory, iro ni.

So, before I continue, I’d like to say this with all seriousness, USE PROTECTION ALWAYS!

Yea, I’m shouting.

Now, I’ve always wondered how people who don’t want to get pregnant “mistakenly” get pregnant.

Ladies… Ladies shall we talk? DO you really believe in the whole pull out game thing that these men brag about?

Before they pull out, some of them have already deposited twins into your womb and you know how fast those ones swim, then the rest will “pull out” and you’ll go home disillusioned.

If you have unprotected sex, he claims to have pulled out and your intention in life is not to “fell” pregnant, please and please, get the BACK-UP emergency contraceptive pill,

I mean every pharmacy close to your home or wherever the match took place must have it, so why did you “mistakenly” get pregnant?

You say, “I’m in my safe period, do it baby, deposit all your greatness inside me, they will swim right back out into the universe...”

Ah! Eskis ma, let me tell you about this safe period thing, if you truly go by it, it may eventually end in premium tears ma.

Yes, you're most fertile at the time of ovulation which usually occurs 12 to 14 days before your next period starts.

This is the time of the month when you're most likely to get pregnant. However, researchers at the National Institute of Environmental Health Sciences have discovered that only about 30% of women actually have their fertile window entirely within this timespan.

So, even though it is unlikely that you'll get pregnant just after your period, IT CAN STILL HAPPEN. ACCIDENTAL PREGNANCY CAN FALL ON YOU WITHOUT ANNOUNCEMENT LIKE LONDON WEATHER.

So, when you refuse to use protection even though that will save you more than the hassle of unwanted pregnancy, at least, use the BACK-UP emergency contraceptive pill.

Avoid massive KIKUM! when your period is late dears.

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