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SHIT TOOTHPASTE.
(A comma would help there sorry)
Seriously I am the person thinking about whether or not there are enough carrots, celery and onions for the mirepoix that’s the basis of every decent bean soup but god forbid I have to brush my teeth or those of my kids.
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