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So DHL delivery guy just showed up. Nice guy, obviously exhausted after a long day. We get to chatting. I ask if he's stressed about all the parcels he has to touch, wondering how many unwashed hands might have been on them.

He looks at me quizzically.
He says, "Do you believe in this coronavirus?"

"You don't?"

"I think maybe it's something they made up. So people stop protesting."

I notice that he's touching his face a lot. He hands me the electronic-signature machine.
I think about everyone he's handed it to before me today.

I tell him it's real.

He considers it.

"Bof," he shrugs, and wipes his nose.

France is going to have a very rough landing in about five more days.
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