Thread by @TrumbullComic

How various characters from #HomicideLifeOnTheStreet would respond to the #COVID19 virus: A thread. (Some entries by @kcarissimi. Please submit your own suggestions using the hashtag #HLOTSCOVID19.)

BAYLISS: Constantly nagging Frank that they need to glove up for Mary & Olivia's sake. Reminding Frank about the memo on handwashing & the importance of putting a mask on. Asks to quarantine at Frank's place. #HLOTSCOVID19

HOWARD: Leading the squad's quarantine efforts while wearing a hazmat suit. #HLOTSCOVID19

LEWIS: Downplays the panic, claiming "It's a cold, Mikey." Unintentionally lights up half the city. #HLOTSCOVID19

GEE: Gets enraged at the bosses. Knocks over everything on a desk.

So, no significant change. #HLOTSCOVID19

MUNCH: Looks up obscure facts about pandemics on the internet and talks about how it's all a government conspiracy. #HLOTSCOVID19

BOLANDER: Dubious at best. Talks about how his old partner Mitch would've dealt with #COVID19 much better. #HLOTSCOVID19

FELTON: Sneezes into his hand, immediately touches his face. #HLOTSCOVID19

RUSSERT: Too damn classy to get the virus. #HLOTSCOVID19

PEMBLETON: Gets a negligent government official who endangered the public into the Box. Makes him crack like the punk he is. #HLOTSCOVID19

KELLERMAN: Shoots Luther Mahoney again for some reason. #HLOTSCOVID19

COX: Begins to quarantine, then has a few too many drinks and invites Kellerman over for a booty call. #HLOTSCOVID19

FALSONE: Hoards sanitizer. Tries to sell it to the rest of the squad at a markup. #HLOTSCOVID19

BARNFATHER: Skyping into work. #HLOTSCOVID19

GAFFNEY: Infects half the station house with his Lunch Bandit shenanigans. #HLOTSCOVID19

BRODIE: Still looking for a place to crash during the quarantine. #HLOTSCOVID19

BALLARD: Goes to the emergency room to get tested to the tune of "Bullets Make Noise" by Suzanne Vega. #HLOTSCOVID19

GHARTY: Okay at first, begins to panic once he watches the TV coverage. Doesn't show up to work on the second day. #HLOTSCOVID19

SHEPPARD: Succumbs to the virus, making Lewis feel like she's not pulling her weight as a partner. #HLOTSCOVID19

STIVERS: Deeply conflicted about whether or not to tell the bosses about what she knows. #HLOTSCOVID19

LUTHER MAHONEY: Develops new, more lethal strain of #COVID19 because he's JUST THAT EVIL. #HLOTSCOVID19

MIKE GIARDELLO: Reminds people that he was on #HLOTS years before #BreakingBad and #BetterCallSaul were even a thing. #HLOTSCOVID19

ASSISTANT STATE'S ATTORNEY ED DANVERS: Displays symptoms of #COVID19. Talks it down to a month's quarantine. #HLOTSCOVID19

CROSETTI: Still dead. #HLOTSCOVID19

CC: @AoDespair @AndreBraugher @MRbelzer @MelissaLeo @reeddiamond @MichaelMichele @MishkaForbes @JonSeda @quiethandfilms @ErikToddDellums #HLOTSCOVID19

Gah. I meant "Blood Makes Noise", of course. Brain fart. Mea culpa.

& Also @JulieMartinSVU. #HLOTSCOVID19

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