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You’re a wimp for not hitting the gym during corona! Man, this thing is really bringing out the stupid.
The more I've thought about this, the more it annoys me:

1. Going to the gym now is a TERRIBLE idea. It is a great vector for transmission: lots of people in proximity; lots of sweating and heavy breathing; heavily-touched, poorly-cleaned surfaces. My gym has been closed for /2
3 weeks. Yours should be too; otherwise the owner is unscrupulous. Don't go; don't be purposefully stupid like those Trumpers licking doorknobs.

2. If you must train, do it at home with a yoga mat, a couple of push-up grips, and some resistance bands. That'll cost you -$100, /3
less than your last couple months at the gym. Yeah, it's a mediocre substitute, but at least your kids will help you plank which is pretty hilarious ↓, and you won't get sick.

3. You can probably still jog depending on the density of corona in your community. It's far easier /4
to socially distance on the road.

4. If obesity is the real pandemic as he says, cardio not curling is what you need anyway.

In short, good peaks don't entitle you to spread bad information on social media. Don't be this guy ↓. Wake up to the new normal, people. END
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