Our daily Frozen 2 karaoke session begins. #LostInTheWoods
Three year old refuses to wash hands after playing outside. Why? “Because the virus is never going away.”
Six year old, told that he cannot watch any more TV right now, demands his own TV in his room.
How does the coronavirus feel about snow?
Family still in pajamas.
Doesn’t feel like Friday.
Ambulance sirens.
We are healthy.
— not worn a belt or watch.
— not tucked in my shirt.
— synced my eating schedule with my children, including 5:30pm dinner and constant snacking.
— showered maybe 12 times.
My child: It feels like we’re on vacation.
My wife: Why?
My child: Because you just sit around drinking.