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Sweatpants, Day 6
The hardest days are when it rains. 🌫☔️🌧
Day 8, 8 a.m.
Our daily Frozen 2 karaoke session begins. #LostInTheWoods
Day 10.

Three year old refuses to wash hands after playing outside. Why? “Because the virus is never going away.”

Six year old, told that he cannot watch any more TV right now, demands his own TV in his room.
Marooned at home, Day 11.
How does the coronavirus feel about snow?
Home schooling is...messy.
Day 1️⃣5️⃣, 1pm.
Family still in pajamas.
Doesn’t feel like Friday.
Ambulance sirens.
We are healthy.
Day 16.
Cold and rainy. Can’t leave house.
3-year-old learning to fly.
In the past 18 days, I have:
— not worn a belt or watch.
— not tucked in my shirt.
— synced my eating schedule with my children, including 5:30pm dinner and constant snacking.
— showered maybe 12 times.
“OK, everyone, be calm,” my wife just told me and the children, as we lost internet service, again.
My almost-4-year-old has started calling it The Sickness.
Day 23
My child: It feels like we’re on vacation.
My wife: Why?
My child: Because you just sit around drinking.
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