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Paul Wernick

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We would not be denied. Except, we kept getting fucking denied. This time, by @kevinbacon. Well, not directly. He reached out to us after the film released, confessing be a closet Zombie guy, that he loved the movie, said he had never even been sent the pages we wrote for him

See, we were nobodies back then. Zombies weren’t cool. Walking Dead was just a comic book. Our best guess is we were getting flat no's from agents based on the title page alone. Kevin subsequently treated @rhettreese & me to breakfast, and yes, no shit,

he ordered the bacon. It took everything we had to not lose our shit. Been looking to cast him in something ever since. Here you go, @kevinbacon, the pages at long last... #Zombieland

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