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What the World Needs Now: @SamuelLJackson performing a dramatic reading of "Stay the Fuck at Home."

"Your cats & dogs snuggle together
The bees buzz in their honeycomb
You're curled up in front of your Netflix
Now Stay the Fuck at Home."

"The streets of the town are as quiet
As the waves on the beach topped with foam
The liquor store now has delivery
So y'all can Stay the Fuck at Home."

"The most vital homeschooling at present
Are the lessons from our friends in Rome
Just say no to the Pandemic Party
And Stay the Fuck at Home."

"The moon and the stars cross the night sky
O'er the plains where the buffalo roam
You have enough toilet paper, don't panic
Just Stay the Fuck at Home."

"The snails are asleep in the garden
On the head of our trusty old gnome
If you can wash your hands and count to 20
You can Stay the Fuck at Home."

(I'll be back in a sec to continue this
In the meantime, please #StayTheFuckAtHome )

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