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Around 10am yesterday, I heard a church holding their Sunday Worship service and I knew they had at least 300 members.
So, I said to myself, "Nigerians are stubborn!!"
I took my bath, dressed corporately, wore handgloves, mouth cover, nose mask and carried a file. (1)
I cut a card board and used marker to write 'Government Covid-19 Supervisor' and used a pin to tag it to my dress. As the church security guard saw me coming,he ran inside.I walked into the compound and entered the church.The Pst was preaching,but he paused and looked at me.(2)
All the church members stared at me.I pointed a finger and pretended to be counting the people in the church.Some members started picking up their bags and holding their children's hands.

I brought my phone out and pretended to dial a number. (3)
I put the phone to my ear and said, "Hello. Enter the street with the buses please and come to the church. Yes, Christ The Savior Church. Come and pack everyone here. We will isolate them and lock up the church.."
Oh my God!
It was as if I threw a bomb!

Everywhere scattered. (4)
People started running up and down.

Mothers started screaming their children's names to leave immediately.
"Chimorogooo!!"
"Ebukaaa!!"
"Seun!! Seun!!"
"Richard!!"
The pastor was nowhere to be found! The place became empty.

Sth happened ...to be continued (5)
#StaySafeStayHome
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