This is 1994 movie #Gopi_Kishen. Sunil Shetty plays double role. A bumbling Police Constable Gopi and a gangster Kishen. Tinku, the son of Gopi after seeing both Gopi and Kishen in different places around same time starts wailing,... #1_N
"Mere Do Do Baap" or "I have two fathers".
Right from 1947, our western neighbor has suffered this confusion faced by the boy Tinku in Gopi Kishen. They've always had multiple fathers. America, Saudi Arabia and UAE among others in the past... #2_N
As the world once again is getting bipolar with expansionist force on one side and countries wanting #Cheeni_Kum on the other, our neighbor is left with choosing new fathers. #3_N
#America gone, #UAE gone and #SaudiArabia also almost gone, our neighbor is now left with two conflicting fathers. First being the expansionist, Communist and the second dreaming of an Islamic Caliphate. #4_N
Sheikh has chosen to shake hands with #Israel and accepted the #Juice of friendship. Self-proclaimed (illicit) children of the Arabs are now left with two colored fathers, the Red Dad and the Green Dad. #5_N
#PS: Now imagine the Nobell piss prize winning Immy the Dummy crying like Tinku, "Mere Do Do Baap, Mere Do Do Baap !" #6_N
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Banda: Your Honor, this cattle seller Chanda has cheated me. I wanted to buy two cows and paid him ₹ 1 Lakh for two cows. But he as sold me two bullocks. This is utter cheating...
Justice MoonCho: Why did you cheat him ?
Chanda: I have not cheated Your Honor. I sold him a pair of cattle for ₹ 1 Lakh.
Justice MoonCho: What nonsense ? I can clearly see two bullocks there in the image produced as evidence.
Chanda: Your Honor, I would humbly like to remind you that there is nothing like absolute male or absolute female. Gender is not about genitals alone. It goes beyond the physical gender at birth.
#Aurangzeb's Father
A True Story buried by our Historians
THREAD: 1
Shah Jahan married a beautiful 19 year old Arjumand Banu Begam as his second wife in 1612. They were engaged when she was just 13 as insisted by Noor Jehan, the consort of Jahangir..
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She was given the title Mumtaz Mahal by Shah Jahan after their marriage.
Shah Jahan was voracious in love and presented Mumtaz with five children in five years. Hur-ul-Nisa Begum, Jahanara Begum, Dara Shikoh, Shah Shuja and Roshanara Begum.
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A strange quirk of fate at this stage changed the destiny of India. Shah Jahan had suddenly lost interest in Mumtaz and stopped visiting her Jenana after Roshanara was born. Mumtaz was heartbroken. One of the eunuchs in the Jenana was a Dalit called Mahamada.
With PM @narendramodi soon launching #BJPsVaccine" for #COVID19, we'll have to get used to "Vaccination Deaths" like those infamous #Demonetization_Deaths". Here is an attempt to compile a list of potential news reports during the vaccination drive.
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1. 71 year old man collapses and dies, standing in serpentine queue during #Modi's ambitious vaccination.
2. 32year old Kerala youth dies 7 hours after vaccine. His bike was run over by a truck. His friends claimed, "He never had such accidents before taking the vaccine."
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3. One more vaccine death. 36 year old Doctor, who had received first dose of COVID vaccine just 8 days ago, was beaten to death by bystanders of a patient who died in the ICU due to heart attack.
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#Nehru: His great grandpa chanted #HindiChiniBhaiBhai and lost miles and miles of Indian land to China. He claimed, "Not a blade of grass grows there." He lost Pakistan Occupied Kashmir to Pakistan and turned Kashmir into hell on earth.
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#IndiraGandhi: His grandmother was planted as PM of India by USSR by eliminating Lal Bahadur Shastri. It was KGB that lorded over India during all those years of the Iron Lady's rule. Emergency was clamped USSR backing and Indira did not utter one word against interference.
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She kept blaming the "Foreign Hand" of America but was the de facto foreign "Hand" of USSR in India.
#RajivGandhi: Wasn't even able to stand up to the bullying of #AIMPLB. He was such a miserable failure that he sacrificed the interests of Indian Army...
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Warning: #Hash_tags in this article are purely coincidental and aren't meant to be taken seriously. Do not Google their meanings. You will end up on same page.
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While the whole Hindu Right Wing is baying for Deepika Padukone's blood, I have a different take. I cannot shun this responsibility to post my thoughts about Deepika. I advocate no #Hash_Tea actions against her. Let me elaborate.
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We should never forget Deepika is a woman of #substance. She is made of sterner #stuff. She's managed to create her own identity away from her father's shadow and done her best to #weed out nepotism in cinema field.
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