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13 Oct, 11 tweets, 5 min read
Well well well, let’s take a step back so I can explain my gloat #Thread 🧵
When the @AstraZeneca vaccine program was halted, we started to look deeper into its type and production.

The Astra Zeneca and the J&J vaccine are in the same group. The Adenovirus Vaccine en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adenoviru…
Basically, they take a virus and strip it of its virus-ye shit and give it new virus-ye shit and inject that into you so you become immune to the real fucking virus.
The main problem with this approach is that with the original tech, you got a one and done shot. If it didn’t take, you could not get that vaccine again. Your body would mount an all out attack on the vaccine, potentially killing you.
To get around that shit, J&J and Astra Zeneca developed new base viruses that wouldn’t fuck yo shit up, like a bad second date.
Each company uses a different base virus but what’s of note, the Astra one is derived from...

Wait for it...

Ape Shit!!!! 💩💩💩💩💩
Here’s some articles:

cen.acs.org/pharmaceutical… of note for this article, China has since dropped development of this style of vaccine. Wonder the fuck why?

clinicaltrialsarena.com/comment/covid-… what everyone else is up to here
Now why have these trials stopped? In one fucking word (with a -) T-cells. In both studies, the fake Rona virus is causing the persons T-cells to attack shit it’s not suppose to.
This is bringing out latent (underlying) immuno-diseases like MS. Sound familiar @AstraZeneca?
So how can we have a vaccine that may cause you to develop ohhhh say autism like symptoms
We we fucking can’t and that’s why we called it!

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22 Sep
Let’s do some #COVID19 #vaccine #math #thread 🧵
A lot of ppl are talking about the #warpspeed vaccine and it’s potential efficacy. First the term Efficacy- (verb, noun, your mom) 100 ppl got the vaccine, it worked in 40 of them. The EFFICACY of the vaccine is 40%.
Now that we understand that shit let’s throw in another number and make us a fucking math problem.
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16 Sep
We have been talking to a lot of ppl about vaccines of late and realized that there is no real frame of reference to grab onto for many. #Thread 🧵
We have one moment in our history where vaccines were also a moon shot. Polio
At that time in America we took 1 year to find a vaccine that worked. 1 whole fucking year the US waited for science to work.
Read 11 tweets
9 Sep
What a kick int the 🍆 this morning has been. A friend I have personally counseled about exposures, let their guard down and now have (waiting on the PCR test) early and persistent symptoms of #COVID19
I feel horrible. That I failed them. I know this is not my fault as they were lapse in their vigilance.

I’m telling you this because it’s not talked about often. Every front line Worker, Responder, Dr, Scientist etc... has these thoughts and feelings about their team.
The weight of this is heavy on me.

As in every team, we will now be moving forward and helping them through this. Lapses and mistakes will happen.

What will make this right is keeping them alive and informing the team of their situation and the mistakes made.
Read 4 tweets
3 Sep
There is a lot of chatter about #vaccines and phases right now but it’s all at a science level and we know the understanding is getting lost so, #Thread 🧵
Let’s look at the phases like a Midwest Christian out on the dating scene after their first marriage.
Phase 1- You’re on your 4th date and no red flags have popped up so it’s time to see what each other is bringing cash and prizes wise to the relationship.
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1 Sep
We posted this #thread on #vaccines and #COVID19 early last month. And no we are worried. Fucking @SteveFDA and the other 🍆🌮’s have decided to fast track the first to the line with any “good” data.
We just announced a 3rd vaccine launched into stage 3 trials. That’s another 30,000 participants needed to get us reliable data. That brings us up to 90,000 ppl needed to be enrolled in the trials!
The first two trials are only at ~1/2 enrolment and have just started the second round of vaccination. This round is staggered based off of program entrance so, we don’t and will not have a huge data set by October/November.
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11 Aug
🚨 Teachers, nurses, hospice care ppl and anyone in a high viral load area that needs legit PPE 🚨

We are basically on our own this fall as we enter the flu season & schools open. Because of this and the persistent shortage of PPE we will be showing you how to make a PAPR (1)
We are building this for a teacher friend who is scared out of their mind about a full class, for a full day, just so the program can keep its Gov. grants. (3)
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