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When fascism comes to Alberta, it will be draped in the flag, wearing a NHL jersey over it’s l ❤️ O&G hoodie, and driving a blue truck.
...and the blue truck, a Dodge, won’t have mud flaps—which is a violation of section 64 of Vehicle Equipment Regulation of the Traffic Safety Act.

When fascism comes to Alberta, there will be well known, documented cases of it aldready making a career out of oppressing minorities and women.

People will not notice this.

They will see the flag, jersey, & hoodie, & think “it’s someone like me.”

rabble.ca/rabbletv/progr…
When fascism comes to Alberta it will use terms like “grassroots” and “let me be clear” and” tax cuts” and “job creation.” There will be “guarantees.”

There will be spelling errors.

The “errors” were a hint.
When fascism comes to Alberta, it will infliltrate professional organizations. They will play along without even realizing it. Fascism was, after all, wearing a hockey jersey.

When fascism comes to Alberta, the front page of the newspapers will celebrate.

The readers, in their livingrooms, waiting rooms, break rooms, and grocery store checkouts will see this as they turn to the sports page.

They will not be alarmed.

When fascism comes to Alberta, TV news and talk radio will celebrate.

The listeners, in their living rooms, and waiting rooms, and break rooms, and pick-up trucks, will hear this as they wait for the sports update.

They will not be alarmed.

When fascism comes to Alberta, it will try to blame everything on Rachel Notley, or Justin Trudeau, or someone else...
When fascism comes to Alberta it will launch an inquiry to find more people to blame.

ipolitics.ca/2021/02/01/the…
When fascism comes to Alberta, it will attack public institutions like public healthcare and public boradcasting.

When fascism comes to Alberta, it will promote Shopify.
People will think, “oh, yeah, I like shopping online. That’s how I ordered my @NHL jersey.”

They will not realize that Shopify’s VP is a former staffer of Kenney’s.

They will not know the connection to hard-right propaganda.

pressprogress.ca/right-wing-med…
When fascism comes to Alberta, people will say

“Please leave hockey out of this.”

The people liked their @NHL jersey.

Fascism knew that.
It would *not* leave hockey out of this.

#BattleOfAlberta

#CofRed

#LetsGoOilers

Fascism wanted you to think it was relatable.
When fascism comes to Alberta, it will infiltrate pro sports teams. The owmers will donated their money and time to help fascism.

Fascism was, after all, wearing their jersey.

#BattleOfAlberta
#LetsGoOilers
#CofRed

When fascism comes to Alberta, people will remember watching hockey on public television growing up.

They will remember the “wisdom”they learned on coach’s corner.

Fascism always liked coach’s cormer.

Fascism always liked coach’s corner.
When fascism comes to Alberta, it will pay homage to renowned Canadian actor, Christopher Plummer.
Christopher Plummer did not like fascists.

When fascism comes to Alberta it will praise Oil & Gas workers.
“We love oil & gas workers,” fascism will say, “you’re very special.”
When fascism comes to Alberta, it will attack workers.

rankandfile.ca/largest-layoff…
When fascism comes to Alberta, it will attack workers.

cbc.ca/news/canada/ed…
When fascism comes to Alberta, it will attack workers.

globalnews.ca/news/7448281/a…
When fascism comes to Alberta, it will attack workers.

narcity.com/en-ca/news/alb…
When fascism comes to Alberta, ot will attack workers.

When fascism comes to Alberta, it will try to normalize racism.
When fascism comes to Alberta, it will try to normalize racism.

thestar.com/edmonton/2019/…
When fascism comes to Alberta, it will try to normalize racism.

globalnews.ca/news/6165873/a…
When fascism comes to Alberta, it will try to normalize racism.

thebeaverton.com/2020/06/jason-…
When fascism comes to Alberta, it will try to normalize racism.
When fascism comes to Alberta, they will attack the disabled.

calgaryherald.com/news/politics/…
When fascism comes to Alberta, it will attack the disabled.

aupe.org/news/news-and-…
When fascism comes to Alberta, it will attack indigneous peoples and First Nations.

thetyee.ca/Analysis/2019/…
When fascism comes to Alberta it will attack indigenous peoples and First Nations.

edmonton.ctvnews.ca/indigenous-lea…
When fascism comes to Aberta it will attack teachers’ pensions.

(Pensions are deferred wages.
Teachers’ pensions are the deferred wages of teachers.)
When fascism comes to Alberta, a war room will be formed.

When fascism comes to Alberta, it will attack doctors. A @AB_MD_WarRoom will be formed.

cbc.ca/news/canada/ca…
When fascism comes to Alberta, it will shout at doctors in their driveway.

This will later be known as a #shandemic.

cbc.ca/news/canada/ed…
The #shandemic would continue, but Alberta’s doctors, like @dr_oru, will always be Heref Oru.
When fascism arrives in Alberta, @TELUS will offer their support.

h/t to @kim_siever.

kimsiever.ca/2020/05/04/the…
When fascism comes to Alberta, @Telus will offer their support.

edmontonjournal.com/news/local-new…
When fascism comes to Alberta, @TELUS will offer their support.

When fascism arrives in Alberta, the @EdmontonOilers will offer their support.
When fascism arrives in Alberta, the @EdmontonOilers will offer their support.

globalnews.ca/news/7618686/e…
When fascism arrives in Alberta, members of the @AlbertaParty will offer their support.
When fascism comes to Alberta, the @NHLFlamesPR will offer their support.

When fascism comes to Alberta, it will wear a cross under its @NHL jersey and I ❤️ oil hoodie.

To try to appeal to Christians.

Many will not see past the jersey, and the hoodie, and the cross.
When fascism comes to Alberta, it will wear a cross under its @NHL jersey and I ❤️ oil hoodie.

To try to appeal to Christians.

Many will not see past the jersey, and the hoodie, and the cross.

grandinmedia.ca/premier-highli…
When fascism comes to Alberta, it will wear a cross under its @NHL jersey and I ❤️ oil hoodie.

To try to appeal to Christians.

Many will not see past the jersey, and the hoodie, and the cross.
When fascism comes to Alberta, it will have tried to make friends with fascism in America.

When fascism comes to Alberta, it will wear a cross while it attacks women.

When fascism comes to Alberta, it will wear a cross while it attacks education.

pressprogress.ca/jason-kenney-a…
When fascism comes to Alberta it will wear a cross while it attacks education.

“Mission to Destroy Public Education Rebrands Under #COVID19 – Understanding the Christian Homeschooling Movement”

#abed

politicalresearch.org/2020/04/17/mis…
When fascism comes to Alberta, it will be wearing a cross under its NHL jersey and I ❤️oil hoodie.

patheos.com/blogs/thefreet…
When fascism comes to Alberta, it will go on vacation.

cbc.ca/news/canada/ed…
When fascism comes to Alberta it will go on vacation.

(h/t to @Blurg5 for reasons.)

globalnews.ca/news/7551875/k…
When fascism comes to Alberta it will go on vacation.

#AlohaAlberta 🏝
When fascism comes to Alberta, it will go on vacation, and claim that it did not bring home a souvenir. (We’ll probably never be certain.)

When fascism comes to Alberta, it will go on vacation so much that @CPBPodcast will make an episode about #VacationGate.

#AlohaAlberta 🏝

When facsism comes to Alberta, it will claim that parks are not being sold.

h/t to @thenarwhalca

thenarwhal.ca/alberta-parks-…
When fascism comes to Alberta, it will sell the tops of our mountains, and thretten to poison our drinking water.

albertandp.ca/restore-Loughe…
When fascism comes to Alberta, coal miners will find out about the changes months before the public.

thetyee.ca/News/2021/01/2…
When fascism comes to Alberta, it will cut river water monitoring.

Some Albertans will not be alarmed. Fascism was still wearing a jersey, hoodie, & a cross.

canadanewscentral.ca/kenney_cuts_ri…
When fascism comes to Alberta, many citizens will not really know what it is or how to recognize it.

I will joke about how explaining fascism would be it’s own long-ass thread, then I will make a long ass thread about it and still not explain.

When fascism comes to Alberta, people will want to rewatch the old short film “Don’t be A Sucker” which warns people not to fall for fascism.

When fascism comes to Alberta, it will downplay the severity of the pandemic that follows.

albertandp.ca/what-jason-ken…
When fascism comes to Alberta, it will refuse to wear a mask. Publicly.

People curious about who is backing them will follow the money.

Follow. The. Money.

🧵
👇

When fascism comes to Alberta, it will run for mayor.
When fascism comes to Alberta, it will want laws to based on it's narrow views of religious scripture.

(Skip to the 22 minute mark.)

When fascism comes to Alberta, it will want laws based on its narrow views of religious scripture.

“A Postmedia spokesperson said [they] removed from the Herald’s website seven columns Corbella wrote about the UCP while holding a party membership.”

pressprogress.ca/calgary-herald…
When fascism comes to Alberta, it will attack post-secondary education.

albertandpcaucus.ca/news-events/po…
When fascism comes to Alberta, it will attack post-secondary education.

“Alberta Budget 2020: Student leaders disappointed, but not surprised by government cuts”

calgaryjournal.ca/2020/02/27/alb…
When fascism comes to Alberta, it will attack post-secondary education.

edmontonjournal.com/news/politics/…
Whe fascism comes to Alberta, it will attack.

sprawlcalgary.com/jason-kenneys-…
When fascism comes to Alberta there will be austerity.

calgaryherald.com/news/local-new…
When fascism comes to Alberta, there will be austerity.

unifor.org/en/blog/jason-…
When fascism comes to Alberta, there will be austerity.

vox.com/policy-and-pol…
When fascism comes to Alberta, it will play the victim.
When fascism comes to Alberta, it will play the victim.
When fascism comes to Alberta, it will play the victim.

"Jason Kenney says oil industry is ‘under massive attack’"

nationalobserver.com/2018/02/10/new…
Massive attack would know better.

(They have a better soundtrack anyway.)

massiveattack.co.uk
When fascism comes to Alberta, it will want you to die for the economy.

calgaryherald.com/news/rcmp-inve…
When fascism comes to Alberta, it will want you to die for the economy.

calgary.ctvnews.ca/3rd-alberta-he…
When fascism comes to Alberta, it will want you to die for the economy.

globalnews.ca/news/7625098/r…
When fascism comes to Alberta, it will want you to die for the economy.

cbc.ca/news/canada/ed…
When fascism comes to Alberta, it will want you to die for the economy.
When fascism comes to Alberta, it will want you to die for the economy.
When fascism comes to Alberta, it will want you to die for the economy.
When fascism comes to Alberta, it will want you to die for the economy.
When fascism comes to Alberta, it will want you to die for the economy.
When fascism comes to Alberta, it will want you to die for the economy.
When fascism comes to Alberta, it will want you to die for the economy.
When fascism comes to Alberta, it will want you to die for the economy.

h/t to @GosiaGasperoPhD
When fascism comes to Alberta, it will want you to die for the economy.

globalnews.ca/news/7610287/c…
When fascism comes to Alberta, it will want you to die for the economy.

h/t to @emmadeady

When fascism comes to Alberta, it will want you to die for the economy.

When fascism comes to Alberta, oil barons will speak at the same podium as “health” ministers.

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