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Dec 1 • 6 tweets • 6 min read
#FecalTransplants #EatShitAndDontDie! #PooInABox #IntestinalBiomeDonor Your poos are valuable! What a great way to get thru college, as a biome donor, instead of flipping burgers at Wendy's, you can poo for a living! You're going to poo anyway, right?! thepennyhoarder.com/make-money/sel…
You have to be young & strong but they don't care if you are tanned & lovely, although they do prefer athletic & they don't want anybody who takes any kind of drugs, particularly antibiotics, but you too can #GetPaidToPoo! Five Benjamins for a good load!
thepennyhoarder.com/make-money/sel…
When are #FecalTransplants used? They are used to treat patients who have:
Ulcerative colitis (UC)
Crohn's disease
Cirrhosis
Multiple sclerosis
Depression
Obesity
Food allergies
Diabetes & diabetic neuropathy
Be a #BiomeDonor! #SaveALife! #PooDonor
webmd.com/ibd-crohns-dis…
#FecalTransplants #EatShitAndDontDie! #PooInABox #IntestinalBiomeDonor #PooDonor #PoosAreValuable! #SaveALife! Back in the day, when #FecalTransplants were new, they used to ask you to drink a 'slurry' of liquified poo on ice. People did to stay alive. Now it's encapsulated.
In #TheHelp, Minnie's #PooPie was probably a well-meant intestinal biome donation to the recipients!
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Afterward: I want you all to realize I waited until well after the dinner hour before tweeting about #PooDonors. I want serious cred for that!

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