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Former RN #Resistance #MagickResistance Blocked by #MAGA Followed by #Antifa #BidenIsMyPresident @FXMoore2 is my hero! #JoeBidenIsPresident #AndDontYouForgetIt!
Dec 2, 2022 4 tweets 7 min read
#CovidIsntOver And #Covid harms you even when it doesn't kill you! I know a 40-year-old who was an athlete when she got #Covid but now she has hypertension & cardiac anomalies. I know a 15-year-old who has been fighting to stay alive for 3 years. She's still on tube feeding. #CovidIsntOver I got Lupus from #Covid. I know someone who had a stroke from #Covid & someone who became diabetic b/c #Covid damaged his pancreas. I know someone who got #Covid when she was pregnant so her unborn died in utero. People are confused after #Covid and a million died.
Dec 1, 2022 6 tweets 6 min read
#FecalTransplants #EatShitAndDontDie! #PooInABox #IntestinalBiomeDonor Your poos are valuable! What a great way to get thru college, as a biome donor, instead of flipping burgers at Wendy's, you can poo for a living! You're going to poo anyway, right?! thepennyhoarder.com/make-money/sel… You have to be young & strong but they don't care if you are tanned & lovely, although they do prefer athletic & they don't want anybody who takes any kind of drugs, particularly antibiotics, but you too can #GetPaidToPoo! Five Benjamins for a good load!
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Jul 25, 2022 32 tweets 16 min read
#Chess evolved as a metaphor for society. Every pawn aspires to become a queen. That's how we tempt them to be first into the fray and take the brunt of the battle. Little do they know the chances of changing their status are slim to none. So long as the king lives nobody cares.
May 21, 2021 9 tweets 13 min read
C'mere #GenZ I be needing you to teach me some #21stCentury colloquial slang language so I can impress my grandsons. The other day my 16 year old complained that his parents were too strict and I said, "It do be like that sometimes, Homie." He said, "You speak my language? Cool!" Image #DoBeDoBeDo two hundred thousand words in the English language, and more every day, we'll never live long enough to learn them all!
Mar 31, 2021 12 tweets 14 min read
Buckin' #TouThao doesn't need any damned water if #GeorgeFloyd didn't get any air! We're having #DerrickChauvin's trial now, but you're not forgotten #Thao, you should've stopped the other 3 from #murdering #GeorgeFloyd, but you helped them! #ConvictThao! At 09:30 #TouThao says he was taught #CPR at the police academy, recertified every two yrs. Why didn't he pull that skill out of his ass during #TheMurderOfGeorgeFloyd? The first thing they teach you is to take a pulse, did he take #GeorgeFloyd's pulse?
Mar 29, 2021 5 tweets 4 min read
It's shocking to me that @ParrishMed employs staff who refuse to be vaccinated for #Covid19. When I was a nurse, I knew I had to produce a vaccination record at every job interview, and during my employment #EmployeeHealth would make sure nothing expired. ehstoday.com/covid19/articl… @ParrishMed "It is legal for employers to require employees to be vaccinated, as long as they adhere to safety and anti-discrimination laws. (OSHA) allows employers to impose legitimate health and safety policies if they are job-related and consistent." ehstoday.com/covid19/articl…
Mar 29, 2021 4 tweets 5 min read
Use a search engine to find the #FEMA vaccination site nearest you, it's worth driving to no matter how far away it is, they don't require an appointment, they don't send you codes that expire almost immediately, they don't confuse the issue, they are so well staffed no waiting. And #FEMA has wheelchairs on-site for the use of the mobility challenged or frail, they have people who will go get you a wheelchair, bring it to your car if you park in disabled parking and honk your horn. They'll push you right thru, you'll only be there about a half-hour.
Feb 16, 2021 5 tweets 4 min read
500K Americans died of #Covid! On #InaugurationDay it was 420K so they put one light on the #ReflectingPool at the #LincolnMemorial for each thousand deaths. It looked like this, but this isn't what 400K people look like! Doesn't look as shocking as 400K! npr.org/sections/coron… In 1969 I went up to Max Yasgur's farm to sleep in the mud and sit on a hill overlooking a stage where #JanisJoplin, #JimiHendrix, and #JoanBaez played. So I know what 500 thousand people look like. They look like a sea of swaying humanity. There was no crime in #WoodstockNation
Feb 15, 2021 4 tweets 7 min read
#GOP senators who voted to #ConvictTrump are being censured by their party. I hope the censure comes in writing, so they can frame it & hang it up in their offices, display it during their re-election campaigns! #BadgeOfCourage! TY senators for the strength of your #convictions! Those senators who #BrokeRank & voted #CountryOverParty will be respected by all even by #Liberals. At least we know they aren't #Nazi #Traitors so won't think #ItsTheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt if they get elected. They'll be the new face of the rational #GOP
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Feb 14, 2021 5 tweets 5 min read
I am a daughter of the #Mayflower, daughter of the #Revolution, a daughter of the #FillesDuRoi who came to marry the founding fathers of Canada, a daughter of #TeresaMicmac, #polygot who brokered the peace treaty for the #FrenchIndianWar. All my ancestors roll in their graves. ImageImageImageImage That isn't a photo of #TeresaMicmac, it's just a stock photo. The Smithsonian has a photo of #TeresaMicmac but I don't have their permission to publish it, if you can imagine that, even tho I am her direct descendant. But of course, she probably has a thousand descendants.
Feb 13, 2021 4 tweets 6 min read
#EpicFail. We are not a #SovereignNation anymore. We are not a #Democracy anymore. #Insurrection will be repeated at every election, but they won't wait till then. This was just the rehearsal. #Republicans did this because they knew they could never get legit elected again. #Coup Why don't you give the rest of those #CapitolPolice & your 400 intimidated staffers more medals? Lots of good that will do when someone comes to kill them! You sweep it under the rug. No wonder some police felt so betrayed they went home & killed themselves. They should all quit.
Feb 12, 2021 14 tweets 11 min read
After all the lies, when the dust finally settles, the truths will be known. The #WH doctors have been lying for #Trump, but we knew that. How disappointing some people are. Yeah, they snatched him back from the jaws of death and then lied. 1/2
nytimes.com/2021/02/11/us/… They snatched him back from the jaws of death by pulling out all the stops, he had #Healthcare, plenty of nurses, plenty of #PPE, #Ventilator at hand, a dozen doctors, #ExperimentalDrugs #MiracleDrugs #CelebrityPrivilage 420 thousand other Americans died. nytimes.com/2021/02/11/us/…
Feb 11, 2021 4 tweets 2 min read
At 0447 this morning, @FXMoore and I became great-grandparents for the first time. Our wonderful grandson in Maine found himself a fabulous wife who has gifted him a perfect girl child on this cold Maine morning. Sophie Jean, 6 pounds, excellent health, a beauty like her mother! 27 years ago, when that grandson was born to us, we were sailing in the tropics. I dreamed in the night that I had painlessly birthed a baby boy. When I woke, I knew my grandson must have been born in Maine, because the only way to birth painlessly is if someone else does it 4U.
Feb 11, 2021 17 tweets 13 min read
I was at the UN right after the #GulfWar. I had something dreadful to say abt #SaddamHussein on a daily basis, which he deserved b/c he invaded #Kuwait. The Iraqi media compared me to an unparalleled serpent. I happened to have a snake pin, and wore it to my next meeting on Iraq. The press asked me about it, I thought, “Well, this is fun.” On good days, I wore flowers butterflies & balloons, on bad days, all kinds of bugs & carnivorous animals, as an additional way of expressing what I was saying a visual way to deliver a message.

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Feb 10, 2021 10 tweets 11 min read
Did you see this part of #ImpeachmentTrialTwoPointOh? Police bodycam shows the perspective of the cop as the #terrorists beat him. cnbc.com/2021/02/10/tru… Here's film of @SenSchumer running to escape murderous and treasonous #DomesticTerrorists. (Please stop calling them rioters!) cnbc.com/2021/02/10/tru…
Feb 10, 2021 4 tweets 4 min read
#FashionPoliceAlert! Oh! Beautiful Congresswoman @RepStaceyPlaskett appears at the #ImpeachmentTrial all in #CaribbeanBlue, adorned with treasures from the tropical sea, pearls galore and a big beautiful Larimar dinner ring, found only in the Caribbean! plaskett.house.gov And of course, she's from the #USVI! I'll show you a photo when one comes out, I can't find one yet!
Feb 10, 2021 15 tweets 18 min read
#TrumpIsGuilty, the only reason why any senator would fail to convict is to conceal his own involvement! #Insurrection was an #ActOfWar! You told the #BigLie! You conspired in 45's #Insurrection! @SenRickScott @SenRickScott refused to watch the film #ManUp ktla.com/news/politics/… @SenRickScott @marcorubio Are we a #SovereignNation or not? Are you sworn to uphold the Constitution or not? Will you betray #Florida & America again 4 #Trump? #Insurrection was an #ActOfWar. They defecated in our Capitol. Hope they didn't miss your ofc!
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Dec 26, 2020 4 tweets 4 min read
There is a pervasive bias against believing the symptoms and complaints of pain made by women & #POC. We were warned against it in nursing school, it was named as a reason why women's heart attacks are ignored. It's a real thing, but it's not the whole reason #POC are dying more. "Black Americans are nearly five times more likely to be hospitalized with COVID-19 than white Americans" #POC are more likely to require hospitalization but that isn't the result of any bias in healthcare. That's another problem that needs to be analyzed. thehill.com/homenews/news/…
Dec 24, 2020 9 tweets 6 min read
Don't shoot the messenger and I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad tidings but we have to talk about #COVID19 and the two #vaccines that have come out. I'm not speculating, I'm going to cite sources. There are problems and it's better to know about them. A thread about #sabotage: #Covid19 kills 1-3% of those infected, but 80% of those infected are asymptomatic or show no signs of illness at all. What nobody talks about is that 78% of the asymptomatic survivors are still vectors who end up with permanent #OrganDamage & #LungDamage! statnews.com/2020/07/27/cov…
Dec 23, 2020 10 tweets 9 min read
#SwatTeam did not have a legit warrant. They did not have a house where any crime had taken place. They did not have a criminal, just a peaceful citizen at home. #FourthAmendmentViolation #CastleDoctrine! They entered illegally, handcuffed her naked...
msn.com/en-us/news/cri… She is a social worker, guilty of no crime, not engaged in any crimes, not befriended by any criminals, just at home minding her own business when the #SwatTeam bursts in and handcuffs her naked. #AnjanetteYoung chicago.cbslocal.com/video/5126400-…
Dec 23, 2020 8 tweets 3 min read
Kids are depressed. My 13 grands range in age from 27 yrs to yet unborn but expected in May. All of them are impacted by this #Pandemic in one way or another. Even the 2-year-old! And I've missed so much of their lives, and they've missed having grands!

nbcnews.com/health/kids-he… It really pisses me off that #TrumpPutin hurt our children! But I shouldn't be surprised because he hurt children at the border too! Of course, anybody who is willing to hurt any child is a piece of shit. #TrumpsNextTermIsPrison for his #CrimesAgainstHumanity.