Thread by @DevinPifer

You can be that way if you'd like, Daniel. No one's upset that you're a #Kremlin employee. Everyone has to make a living, right? 🤷‍♂️

Just understand that we shall continue to obstruct #Russia's plainly obvious #war of conquest—apparently your definition of "#warmongering."
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https://twitter.com/NDGarciamx/status/1657005961293225987

I'd probably miss the old #Soviet days too if I was you. We can understand your desire to rebuild the old empire.

Although, for the sake of your mental health, I hope you're not too overly nostalgic. Now that we know what you're up to, we'll certainly thwart your ambitions.
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We'd had high hopes that you'd choose a more enlightened means of restoring your respectability. 🌍

Unfortunately, like the fellow in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade film who foolishly drank from the necrotizing holy grail instead of the real one, "you've chosen poorly."
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If I recall, that fellow was also a #Nazi—greedy, egocentric & inclined to take that which is not rightly his. I'm not seeing any irony here. 😂

Those who were sleeping are now waking up. Those who were blind can now see. We'll ensure any remainder gets the message.
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Of course it pleases me that some #Russians are indeed making good choices.

Some are living here now, and they tell us how brainwashed & dangerous you are—how crooked & #authoritarian the #Kremlin [still] is. Some even fight for #Ukraine.
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Alas, there aren't quite enough. Not yet anyway. 😏

It's clear that many of you intend to continue your epic folly of unnecessary horror.

Ergo, we shall [continue to] subvert your efforts every step of the way & effectively crap on your imperialist hopes & dreams. 😁
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That's not all, of course. We're also going plop a massive #Cleveland steamer directly on your #propaganda efforts so that no man, woman or child in the land believes your misguiding lies or other silly nonsense—or at least as few as possible. 🤓
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Lastly, if you wouldn't mind, please keep up the anger, the disgust, the undeniably obvious emotional dysregulation, the geopolitical dysphoria, the cursing at us & so on. This wouldn't be any fun if you were indifferent. 😇
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On a personal note, thank you for giving me something to do on my lunch break. I was at risk of being bored. 😌

#StandWithUkraine #NAFO #Fellas #Twitter #Ukraine #America #Europe #Asia #Canada #NATO #RussiaIsATerroristState #UkraineWillWin
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