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@CIA Field Trial Day 5
"Mediterranean Fattoush Salad" appears to be abnormally addictive.
Further study required
I returned chicken w/ feathers on.
Cafeteria lady: "Hahaha! Don't all chickens have feathers?"
#NotSureIfJoking
Subject: Bacon Accounting
"I don't eat bacon, but..."
It's like she hasn't even heard of #JazzSalad 🎺🍂💃
Dear @CIA
Would you consider giving me a discount on all of my coffee?
Thanks for your consideration!
If #CIABaconGate needs analytic support from the rest of the IC, expect @NSAGov no doubt happy to help