So it's very common for writers to ask why agents don't give feedback. The answer, usually, is that we're busy--but that's hard to grasp on a concrete level. Today, the lovely and talented @BenFaulknerEd mentioned reading tons, and out of curiosity, I did the math to compare.
So we get (I did the math awhile ago) an average of 39.98 queries a workday times 5 days = 2,158 pages/month from queries. I probably read an average of 2/10 of the included pages, so that's 1 query + 2 pages times 2,158 = 6,474 pages/month.
For the 2/10, keep in mind that there are a LOT of "Dear Sirs" and "I have published the next bestseller please take it on or else here's my number" queries. At time of tweeting, I have 6 "Dear Sir/Madam," 2 "Next bestseller," and 1 "Next JK Rowling" queries waiting. So.
With a 7.5% request rate (2.99/day times 5 (M-F) times 4 (weeks in month) = 59.97 manuscripts. If I read 20 pages each on average (keep in mind many are picture books), that's 1,199.4 pages of requested material/month + 6,474 unrequested = 7,673.4 pages a month of submissions.
With a 7.5% request rate (2.99/day times 5 (M-F) times 4 (weeks in month) = 59.97 manuscripts. If I read 20 pages each on average (keep in mind many are picture books), that's 1,199.4 pages of requested material/month + 6,474 unrequested = 7,673.4 pages a month of submissions.
Now, I strongly suspect the 7.5 percent is high (this was calculated maybe two years ago?). But even say it's 3 percent now, that's 1.1994 requests a day, times 5 (M-F), times 4 (weeks) times 20 (average pages read) = 479.76 requested pages read/month.
So, yes, we are busy. No, we are not sitting here cackling like "Haha, I know exactly how to fix her manuscript, and I'm not telling her! Why? Because! Bwahahahaa!" Much as I receive a lot of correspondence to this effect.
Do I try to keep up? Yes! Do I achieve inbox zero? No! Inbox 100? No. Do I try to keep in touch about delays? Yes! Do I always manage to check in with everyone when things take a long time? Sadly, no. Am I constantly feeling guilt about making so many people wait? Yes. Yes, I am.
I suspect a lot of agents have similar inboxes (I've heard everywhere from 10-50 average queries a day). Many probably have lower request rates (perhaps closer to 1-2%). Many have assistants, interns, teams. However, I suspect that 0% of agents enjoy making writers wait.
Keep in mind that I don't get all day to read submissions. I actually spend more time on clients, meetings, my own submissions, contracts, and the like. I'm pretty much reading during downtime--evenings, weekends, subway, train trips, plane trips, waiting in line.
Things I could do to be faster (of course I've considered them!): 1) Not respond to queries. This would save about 30 seconds from each, times 39.98 times 5 (M-F) times 4 (weeks) divided by 60 (convert to minutes) = 399.8 minutes a month, or 6.6633 hours.
2) Let readers make all of the query requesting decisions for me. Now, if you know me at all, you know I am waaaaayyyyyy too much of a control freak to let that happen. I read all queries myself. 3) Manuscripts--same.
4) Drink more coffee, sleep less. I'm up to two coffees a day, one tea. Just tried the Starbucks app for the first time today (it was weird--too easy). I think that's enough. Otherwise I'll just run around all day. And bad things happen fast if I don't sleep.
5) Give Up Everything Fun And Just Be An Efficient Human, Dammit: Believe me, I've tried. Strangely, this makes me miserable and worse at my job. I do need some degree of happiness in my life to be able to function as a creative person--which an agent is. Always. So. That's out.
So, that's where I'm at. Do I still expect lots of "Agents are so mean because they don't give feedback" emails? Yes. And the check-ins at three weeks? And the "I am so tired of agents being SO UNPROFESSIONAL and NOT GIVING ANY FEEDBACK" tweets? Yes.
And there's one now. Cool.
You may be asking, "Jessica! Why in the world are you doing side projects when you have all of this happening?" The answer is that, for me, it's easier to keep moving. A change, for me, even if just a setting (office vs coworking space vs home) is more restorative than a rest.
And I get genuine energy and pleasure out of connecting people. I think all agents do. Makes me feel like what I do is meaningful. And that means so much more than numbers could.
Do I suspect some agents just manage to be faster through...magic? Better systems? Better coffee? Not sleeping? Working harder? Being better at life? Yes. Definitely. This is just where I'm at, now. Catch me in a few years, and things may be very different.
