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Jack Ryan @cnn94cnn
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Question for parents out there with teenagers. Have you ever heard a 13 year old talk like this?

Call me crazy, but to me it reads a lot more like something a 60 something columnist from Mt. Lebanon, PA might say. #zitomakesupquotes
And when I was 16 I had a girlfriend who lived in Canada...
What are the odds that on your visit to Appomattox you'll find a 13 year old French tourist fluent in English who can provide you with the perfect quote for your column? Well, if you're Salena Zito they're pretty good...
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Looks like 1) people are talking about one of my favorite twitter subjects today and 2) I have a few new followers who may share an interest in that topic. In light of that, here's an oldie but a goodie...

Salena has a knack for finding the most articulate teenagers...

and pre-teens...

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