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good morning, it’s a beautiful spring day to walk the dogs with one earbud in, listening to two white supremacists arguing over the meaning of “race traitor”
our host argues that it’s ok for white men to sleep with latina women, while it’s never ok for white women to engage in “race mixing.”
“as long as white men are outbreeding other males, the population will become whiter over time.”
meanwhile these two are outbreeding no one.
“as long as white men are outbreeding other males, the population will become whiter over time.”
meanwhile these two are outbreeding no one.
“we radiate genetic material outward instead of being overrun by outside genetic material.”
buddy, this sounds less like a eugenics program and more like a list of reasons why you need to wash your sheets.
buddy, this sounds less like a eugenics program and more like a list of reasons why you need to wash your sheets.
aw, our humble correspondent is “a fuckin’ hopeless romantic.” this is why he wants an all-white country. to end the heartache of interracial relationships.
he says if you’re single, only swipe right on white women. but he won’t countersignal paul nehlen for having a hispanic wife. that’s what this is about — nehlen‘s wife.
the caller is horrified at the idea of using tinder, by the way, & says he’ll meet his white wife at church.
the caller is horrified at the idea of using tinder, by the way, & says he’ll meet his white wife at church.
sadly, according to our host, he has since been booted from okcupid for being a racist. 
“black lives matter has killed more cops than atomwaffen has total body count and you’re taking about white supremacist terrorism all the time. it’s the craziest thing in the world.”
...citation needed, bud.
...citation needed, bud.
caller: “if you use the word racist, you’re nothing but a communist because there’s no practical or legitimate reason for a white person to care about racism. it only makes our lives better, it only makes us stronger. there’s no reason for us to be upset about it.”
1) happy to be called a communist, thank you
2) yes, we are invested in our collective liberation. we recognize that we DO benefit from racism and we ARE upset about it
3) i’m sorry you’ve never experienced human compassion, i guess
2) yes, we are invested in our collective liberation. we recognize that we DO benefit from racism and we ARE upset about it
3) i’m sorry you’ve never experienced human compassion, i guess
on jail love letters: “there were a handful of women who were reaching out to me, flirting w/ me. but frankly when a woman sees you on the news &thinks you’re a dangerous criminal &wants to fuck you, i didn’t think any of them were particularly good ideas for me to follow up on.”
this is a great question. why am i doing this? why am i making you read it? because it’s real. polite society relies on certain assumptions, like “we all agree that hitler was bad.” but we don’t all agree on that. we can’t operate on false assumptions.
the episode ended and my podcast app helpfully queued up an episode of pod save america. they have the same effect on my blood pressure.
jared howe, a cantwell protege whose show is hosted on cantwell’s site, says “we’re against war here. unless they really deserve it.”
this sounds eerily close to the foreign policy position of most libs i know.
this sounds eerily close to the foreign policy position of most libs i know.
jared, riffing on hillary’s name: “killary, shillary, hitlery. whatever you wanna call her. i don’t really like the hitlery one. it’s like implying that hitler was a bad guy.”
