1. Big Chief, No Shit
This idiot chief of the #Resistance thinks everything, absolutely everything, is about Donald Trump. In honor of this arrogant fart, I am going to tell a joke, which has absolutely nothing to do with Donald Trump, or anything remotely related to politics.
This idiot chief of the #Resistance thinks everything, absolutely everything, is about Donald Trump. In honor of this arrogant fart, I am going to tell a joke, which has absolutely nothing to do with Donald Trump, or anything remotely related to politics.
2. In a time long gone by and a place far, far away, there once was a chief who suffered a serious case of constipation. Nothing but nothing would help him. So a delegation was sent to get in touch with a druid who lived atop a hill far away.
3. The courtiers made the long trek and reached the druid's hut, whereupon the druid asked what brings them to him. The chief courtier explained, "Big Chief, No Shit." The druid gave him a tablet for the chief to take, and sent the delegation back on its way.
4. The next day, the druid sees a caravan of courtiers headed back to him. When they arrive, he asks, "What happened?" The chief courtier says, " Big Chief, No Shit." The druid is a little disappointed. He gives the chief courtier two tablets this time with the same instructions.
5. The next day, the druid sees a caravan of courtiers headed back to him again. Upon their arrival, he shouts, visibly annoyed, "Now what?" The chief courtier says, "Big Chief, No Shit." This time the druid hands the chief courtier the whole bottle.
6. The next day, the druid sees a caravan of courtiers headed back to him again. Upon their arrival, the druid roars, "For God's sake, now what?" The chief courtier conveys, "Big Shit, No Chief."
The END
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