At the Seth Rich conspiracy theory press conference, where a masked witness is supposed to appear. 
Now organizer Jack Burkman sags the supposed Seth Rich witness will just call in and talk via speakerphone, rather than appearing in a disguise. Meaning it could be anyone!
Now the Seth Rich press conference is on break, only 10 min after starting, while the “witness” calls in. The witness supposedly heard ATF and DEA agents bragging about the murder.
The famous phone the witness will call in on. But alas — the phone call keeps bouncing back to the Holiday Inn front desk! Organizers have left to sort it out.
The speakerphone call with supposed deep state whistleblower “Luke” has begun.
The supposed Seth Rich witness is breathing very heavily and rapidly cycling through conspiracy theories. No, MS-13 was not involved. But Russian bitcoin laundering was!
Twist: the Seth Rich conspiracy theorist denounces QAnon, says its tips have been wrong.
I cannot stress enough how much “Luke,” the Seth Rich witness on speakerphone, sounds like the Zodiac killer.
The Seth Rich witness claims House Intel is involved. But vague when pressed on it — “Uh, they helped with...computer things...”
Basically no one is buying this Seth Rich press conference. Now the conspiracy types are jumping in on reporters’ questions, agreeing that this story makes zero sense.
Luke is asked if he’s using a voice modulator. “Uh...does it matter?”
An adult man who identifies himself as Burkman’s stepson and a resident of Burkman’s basement stands up and says he believes this Seth Rich narrative. Burkman cuts him off.
The stepson also identifies himself as Burkman’s sometimes bodyguard. And we’re done!
The Seth Rich press conference is being poorly received in conspiracy world. Matt Couch, a leading Rich theorist whose group teamed with Burkman for this event, is now blasting him on a livestream — calls it a "shitshow," calls Burkman "unprofessional."
