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Gravis McElroy @gravislizard
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I'm playing a game called Cuisine Royale, it's a Russian PUBG clone, it's terrible, wow, join me
I'm going to play again in a sec. I nearly got a chicken dinner on round one. I was up against one guy and just luck of the draw killed me
Now I'm streaming this Russian Mad Max car building MMO?
Hey, come check out this Mad Max make your own tank-car competitive multiplayer t hing with me mixer.com/GravisLizard
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i decided to play with pygame a little. i created a sprite subclass, instantiated it and put it in a sprite list, and when i kill() it it never gets garbage collected so the program is instantly uselessly memory-leaky
this is 100% of my experiences trying to do anything interesting with code. i immediately hit a brick wall like this and i have no idea where to begin figuring it out, or if the helper library is fundamentally broken
i swear to god the only time in my life i ever got a *single inch* into this is when the only library i was using was SDL. if i use anything fucking else, i just spend endless hours trying to figure out the bizarre mentality of someone elses library instead of doing actual work
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i launched the_bug.exe and
gekk.info/misc/krnl386_0… I tried four different ways to upload a video of this and Youtube butchered it every time so here's the raw capture glhf. I think it's really cute.
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been watching a lot of speedruns and thinking again about how the way they break apart game design challenges my assumptions about how games are made
in the NES era in particular, I had always assumed that monsters were almost 100% RNG. it turns out they're more like 0% RNG. I'm not sure *why* I assumed that, because I knew better
When the NES was my only console, I played a small handful of games countless times. I never got good at any of them but for the parts I knew, I never got surprised. I would get my ass kicked by enemies I *knew* were coming.
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Playing a game called, "Will he need to call a plumber?"

I think I have this covered.

My wife is awkwardly silent.

I at least was able to get the old garbage disposal out.
Husbands will appreciate the hidden love notes you find during a project.
I win today.

No plumber was needed.
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On God-

Let's play a game.

Imagine, if you will, that you are God,

You're invincible, invulnerable, immortal, eternal, and you can do anything you want as easily as you can think.

Nothing is beyond your grasp, there is nothing you can't do.

You are God, what would you do?
Some people see this question as just a bigger version of winning the lottery.

"I'd give my parents a house, send my cousins to school, etc."

Noble, although that's not thinking big enough.

You're God, and you can do ANYTHING, what do you do?
Some people would enact world peace, others would destroy their enemies.

You're God, in this scenario, you're beyond reproach.

There are no rules that apply to you, and no one exists powerful enough to enforce them if there were.

No one can stop you- what do you do?
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At PAX South 2017, there was a MTG tournament that I took part in as a brand new player. I had only been playing for about 3 months, but was really excited to be a part of it. I ended up playing a casual match against a MTG vet of 15 years, and he was-
-incredibly helpful in praising me on smart moves, as well as telling me where I could have possibly done better. It was all around a great experience. A couple of seats down from us, there was a player both younger and newer than myself facing up against a guy-
-who was just giving him a hard time. The kid didn't seem to have a clear understanding of many of the rules, but instead of helping him understand, this guy relentless chastised him, repeatedly calling a ref over and even demanding he be booted from the tourney.
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The Creators of the World’s Misfortunes
by Joseph Goebbels
"One could not understand this #war if one did not always keep in mind the fact that International J//ewry stands behind all the unnatural forces that our united enemies use to attempt to deceive the world and keep humanity in the dark.
"It is, so to speak, the mortar that holds the enemy coalition firmly together, despite its differences of class, ideology, and interests.
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So! As you know, the pups and I recently flew to Kotzebue, Alaska, to enter the @Kobuk440 race. It was gonna be the longest race of my life--but if we finished, I'd be eligible to enter the Iditarod, which is my longtime dream.
When we landed in Kotzebue, a volunteer delivered the team to our host family's house (oh hey @MKubalack!) and I got them set up in the backyard. I wanted them all to be fed, hydrated, and relaxed until the start of the race. They were excited but settled right in.
Some neighbor girls--and Briar, age 11--helped me pack my sled with supplies.
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