You know, Mary Trump cooking the family Thanksgiving dinner in her ladyparts just might go a long way toward explaining some of the shit happening in the world right now.
I'm just saying, I've been to a lot of fucked up family holidays, but at least we didn't have to give mom an ultrasound to find out if dinner was ready.
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Gives a whole new meaning to "stuffing the turkey" though, doesn't it?
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I see some of you are a tad puzzled by this thread, meaning you missed Trump's West Virginia rally speech last night.
And that's a damned shame, because he included some old Trump family recipes.
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And that's a damned shame, because he included some old Trump family recipes.
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Hey, you think this is bad?
Wait till you find out how she cooked the mashed potatoes.
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Wait till you find out how she cooked the mashed potatoes.
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Knowing me, this is probably going to go on all day.
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Remember, when you gestate Thanksgiving dinner inside your mom's ladyparts, the turkey needs to reach an internal temperature of 165F before you tell everybody to wash up and get to the table or you risk salmonella...
... and whatever the hell else your mom's been into.
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... and whatever the hell else your mom's been into.
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