Thread by @Staedtler

I'm convinced now that political news in this country is written by babies.
No deal. Listen to yourselves. No deal. The way you all imitate government posture. You're all doing it.

The problem is that your news media is incapable of coherent thought.

English news is non stop hysteria driven by sensation and too much sugar. No deal this. No deal that. Running round crashing into everything.

Brexit is not a new trade agreement. The Tories tried to turn it into one, and the English news media imitated that posture, but it was only ever posture. Sensation and sugar.

There was never going to be a new trade agreement within the exit process because the European Union said there wasn't. They've been telling you that for two years. I've been telling you. So after two years, how come it's suddenly news to everyone?

I'LL TELL YOU WHY

It has come as a surprise to everyone that there is no trade agreement because the English media keeps you fat and stupid in a cage of isolated ignorance, feeding you an endless diet of junk.
Junk news. That's what this country eats. Junk fuckin news.

The European Union has given you valid information every day for two years.
There will be no trade agreement until after your exit from the union.
There will be no transition without a withdrawal agreement.
There will be no withdrawal agreement without resolving the Irish border.

So you tell me, how the fuck do you take that information, freely available all this time, and and two years later you're still talking about what sort of a fuckin 'deal' you want. Uh? How?
Because you're fuckin ignorant.

You're ignorant of the fact that you have chosen to dissolve your membership of the European Union, and Europe does not owe you a special new treaty to replace it.

You were never going to turn the exit negotiations into a treaty renegotiation. In that regard, there never was a "deal" if that's what deal meant.

Like I said, the English media are so dog shit stupid in this country, they just imitated this posture that there was a trade agreement due at some stage.
No matter how often Europe said there was not.

I told you over a year ago that Theresa May's intention was to subvert the exit negotiations and turn it into a treaty renegotiation.

And I told you, you had better interrogate that because if that was her intention, it was going to fail and plunge this country into crisis.

So where do you find yourselves now? Exactly the fuckin crisis I said you were going to end up in.
I told you that, your fuckin news media didn't. Just me with a computer.

I'm not a journalist, I've got no contacts, i don't think I've ever met a politician in real life. But still I have managed to give you more accurate analysis of the mess you were getting into than the entire sum of English journalism and politics.

The information was there. It was there all along.
Theresa May misused Article 50 to try and scam a treaty renegotiation, and Europe said no.
That's pretty much the whole story there.

In spite of all the drivel and inane babblings of TV Tories, Brexit was never a serious negotiation because this is not a serious government, and you've got no serious journalism to report it.

Theresa May misused an international treaty. She should resign for that fuckery, if anyone bothered reporting it.
There will never be a withdrawal agreement. And without one Theresa May is not going to stay in her job.
That is the news.

Nobody can execute this fuckwit policy, and when the Tories sack theresa May they're going to seize the opportunity to scrape the whole Brexit turd off their shoes.

There is no reason for the media - or any proper journalist - to be running around like a screaming nursery adopting whatever latest brainfart came out of Downing Street.