INT. Star Destroyer
The TARDIS materializes on the bridge and is surrounded by STORM TROOPERS. THE DOCTOR emerges, non-plussed.

THE DOCTOR
Well, hello there!

He circles a few of the Storm Troopers, knocking on helmets and inspecting their armor.

THE DOCTOR
Love the outfits.
THE DOCTOR (cont.)
Just popped in to ask...how equipped are you to handle a full-scale invasion at the very heart of your ship?

The TARDIS doors burst open wide. RESISTENCE SOLDIERS flood in, blasters drawn.

That's it. The end of Star Wars and all of our problems, forever.
Hey, @bbcdoctorwho, check out that champion fanfic crossover wordsmithing. I'm cheap and available.

Oh, and I write, too.
(And no, I'm not seriously angling for a job on the basis of a tweet, my nerd friends. I beg for work by stalking editors and jamming my manuscripts under bathroom stalls. Everybody knows that.)
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