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The most insane aspect of Ed Whelan’s “mistaken identity” conspiracy theory is that it implies that one of two people assaulted Dr. Blasey Ford: Kavanaugh or a classmate.

That opened the door to Blasey Ford saying she knew them both and knows which of the two attacked her.
It’s the kind of stupid alibi you cook up when you’re remarkably stupid about how actual human beings think and react.

Twins look alike to strangers. Their parents can tell them apart.

Students sometimes look alike. Their friends can tell them apart.
The “here’s another kid who looks similar” defense may be the most idiotic attempt at an alibi I’ve ever heard.

The classic karmic smackdown would be for the falsely accused classmate to step up and say “Yeah, about that... let me tell you about Brett Kavanaugh.”
That’s the problem with amoral, sociopathic f***wits like Ed Whelan and his pals.

They’re not normal humans. They don’t know how normal humans think...

...and they can’t even fake it.

This is going to blow up in their faces.

Good. They fully deserve it.
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