Acc’ing to 18 USC §1001 & §1623)
* §1001 means just lies—no oath required, but you have to KNOW it’s lying.
(3/10)
SA: “um... why’d ya have your assistant shred the emails, then?”
... & that’s how Martha Stewart went to prison.
(4/10)
As in: “Secret memo, stolen from Democrats? Never saw it. Nope.”
Congress: “You SURE, Kavanaugh?”
K: “Sure! What even IS a memo?”
C: “Confirm this man as a federal judge!”
2004, 2006... but THEN...>(5/10)
“Judiciary Dems Obstruct on Reorganization”
& another marked “confidential info” from “Dem staffers”
bit.ly/kava-lies
(6/10)
(I wonder if his GoFundMe would pay off THAT fine as quickly...?)
“Testifying is no more a *perjury trap* than a bank is a *robbery trap*— just tell the truth.”
The BIG Q is: can ANY Republican?
(10/10)