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(((≠))) @ThomasHCrown
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People who voluntarily choose not to have children are missing out in a hundred ways. For example, my current project is convincing my children that I was a child star of a short-lived sitcom based on my life.
We got crushed by the wave of similar shows then on television, including Different Strokes, Webster, and Silver Spoons.
I've even created a theme song, and have worked up production stills based on old photos my mom sent me years ago.
Next up are the fan nostalgia websites.
I figured Angelfire or tripod or something is still around, so I'll put some of those nostalgia sites on those, and put the jingle to a .midi.
I'm also going to use the old typewriter in the Attic to draft up the non-disclosure agreement I had to sign when I changed my name at the end of the lawsuit over the lost royalties.
And people without kids are missing out on all this.
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