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The Dank Knight 🦇🎃 @capeandcowell
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I hope you meatbags enjoyed your time in the spotlight. I, for one, welcome our terminator overlords.

You candy corn loving turds deserve this fate.
Just so you know, as you lay dying, lasagna brought this apocalypse upon mankind.
To cover my butt in the inevitable future robot wars, I’ll be the first to say @neontaster is totally human and completely a robot.

10110100, sir.
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My youngest son was asking me what rattle snake tasted like and I said “basically chicken”

He said “If so many ‘delicacy’ meats taste like chicken, why isn’t chicken a delicacy?”

🤔 Smart kid.
Rattle chicken
Have you ever tasted frog? I rest my case.

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This is a new series I’m calling ‘Dank Reviews’

Today on ‘Dank Reviews’.......

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4/5 stars ⭐️ ⭐️⭐️⭐️
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They’re gonna lie about it for weeks but here’s the simple facts, we don’t give a crap about AOC dancing, it was funny imho, we do care about her trash Socialist opinions tho.
Also, not many of us care that Rashida Tlaib said a cuss word, it’s just kinda funny she called for impeachment right out of the box.

We all know why, it’s the real problem we have with her, to sweep the anti-Semitism she has under the rug.
Side note: We have the exact same problem with Ilhan Omar.

Besides many other things she has done she is also anti-Semitic.
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Okay now ESCALATION face off #StKildaPicnic #StandUpStKilda Fuck off Nazis, fuck off
New commotion now. Chant “Sudanese are welcome, racists are not” #StKildaPicnic #StandUpStKilda
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watching some columbo for the first time in my adult life (I missed around a third of primary school due to illness so probably saw some but I was more of an Ironside man when I was 7). It is indeed a man who is in some of my favourite films in my favourite kind of tv show.
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Authorities are resorting to extensive measures aimed at preventing anti-regime protests.
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45 Days Of @ElvisCostello: a twitter megathread in anticipation of the Oct 12 release date of LOOK NOW, the new LP by Elvis Costello & The Imposters

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(You can still find all those posts if you look, although a lot of the YouTube links etc are now dead ends. It was 40 Days Of EC then, so for 2018 I'm upping it to 45.)
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