Boss was walking through the WH with Mrs. Boss inspecting the Halloween decorations when he stopped cold in his tracks.
"Holy shit, this one looks just like @JRubinBlogger ! The pallor of death, the creapy skin around the mouth, the yellow teeth, and those eyes. Cold, dead eyes. Like a doll's eyes."
"This is terrifying. Where did you find it?"
"The Washington Post was having a garage sale, clearing out their unnecessary junk. I thought it would be really spooky for Halloween." Mrs. Boss replied.
"The Washington Post was having a garage sale, clearing out their unnecessary junk. I thought it would be really spooky for Halloween." Mrs. Boss replied.
Boss thought for a minute then said, "Let's save it for Cinco De Mayo. It'll make a great pinata."
Mrs Boss said, "I know what to do for right now though. Let's set up a Bill O'Reilly scarecrow next to it. Nothing scares Jennifer Rubin like a Bill O'Reilly."
