So to follow-up from last night's story, President Xi of China heard about it and thought he'd try the ol' switcheroo on Boss at the G20 last week.
Boss and Xi are having their one on one meeting and Xi offers Boss a frosty Diet Coke. Boss graciously accepts it. He takes a drink then pulls out his 10mm Colt Delta Elite and sets it on the table.
"What the fuck, Xi? Is this some kind of Chinese joke? Did you put peepee in my Diet Coke?"
Xi is panicking because he didn't think he'd be caught. "Oh no! We Chinese would never put peepee in your Diet Coke!"
Boss looks at him and says "Did you think I wouldn't know or wouldn't say anything because either way you fucked up."
He took another drink and spit it out.
"It's not even a cheap Chinese Deit Coke rip-off. It's a cheap Chinese Diet Pepsi rip-off!"
He took another drink and spit it out.
"It's not even a cheap Chinese Deit Coke rip-off. It's a cheap Chinese Diet Pepsi rip-off!"
"It's bad enough you think you can get away with stealing our industry and trade secrets, but now you're stealing my jokes too! You've crossed a line this time Xi and you're going to pay for it.
Now let's talk trade deals."
Now let's talk trade deals."
