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Comfortably Smug @ComfortablySmug
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It's almost time for the journos to start writing takes about how to handle eating Thanksgiving dinner with your conservative family member, ostensibly a neanderthal who didn't get a degree in comparative Russian lit like the journo did.
I'm here to tell you things will be a bit different this year.

You don't have to tolerate some dumb kid who thinks they're woke sneering at you over dinner.

This year you're going to focus on one thing at Thanksgiving- owning that God damn Lib.
The second they say the word "Trump" you tell them thank God Trump saved us from the caravan and ended Barack Hussein Obama's ban on Christmas. (Make sure you say Hussein)

Any time they bring up a point, say Fake News.

Make that fucking Lib cry at the dinner table.
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