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Everyone leave Tucker Carlson alone. He might be able to trick some rust belt independents to vote for us. We need to keep the tent big if we're going to own the libs.
Here, I'll explain how this works for all the dumbs dumbs in the cheap seats.

1) First you tell the working class people at the rally Amazon is a monopoly. It's time for tariffs and such and we're gonna make America great again. You get their votes.
2) Then you meet with the billionaires. Tell them Tucker is a looney tune. Promise them a tax cut if we hold the majority. You get their maxout donation.

Then you win and unemployment stays low, consumer confidence stays high, and we keep nominating judges

Mission Accomplished
Oh you hate socialism? Vote Republican

Oh you like socialism? Vote Republican

Heads we win tails we win. Meanwhile the Dems will run on some neoliberal tax credits for job training or some other dumb shit and burning the flag. This isn't rocket science.
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