1) Schweikart’s right on the messaging. I had an idea for an article I would write for quodverum.com when it went up, but I need to get it out now.
2) Conservative millennials need step up right now and start yelling at the top of our lungs.
3) Conservative millennials are the group that have gotten absolutely shit on for a decade now.
4) Think about it. We get our business degrees and other useful education. We got ready for trade-skill jobs. Some of us went right into the workforce out of high school. Plenty went right into the military.
5) And we got completely SHIT ON.
6) We walked into the worst fucking job market in decades. Industry hit a dead stop everywhere outside of the coasts, leaving skilled labor fighting tooth and nail against more experienced workers who had to put off retirement. We sat through nonstop unemployment.
7) Our millennials in the military were caught with their pants down in deserts getting limbs blown off by IEDs while they were reclassed as ‘noncombatants’ so it could LOOK like Obama kept a promise to withdraw our military from Iraq. And they were catastrophically underfunded
8) And politically? There was either the party who presided over the assfucking we endured for 8 long years, or the party who wholly rejected us for being lazy entitled millennials.
9) Why do you think people like Candace Owens are part of newer organizations rather than the core of the Republican party? THE GOP REFUSED TO GIVE CONSERVATIVE MILLENNIALS THE FUCKING TIME OF DAY.
10) The GOP has almost as much of an aging problem as the Democrats have now. The difference is, the progressive millennials have their fucking shit together.
11) That’s right. You heard me. The millennial progressives have their SHIT TOGETHER.
They wreck shit as ANTIFA. They slap together impromptu campaigns out of nowhere with a cute bartender that knocks the House Dem’s 2nd in command out in the bluest fucking district in the US
They wreck shit as ANTIFA. They slap together impromptu campaigns out of nowhere with a cute bartender that knocks the House Dem’s 2nd in command out in the bluest fucking district in the US
12) They run social media from within the tech giants. They flood into hobby industries and annihilate them in the name of Social Justice. They are an all-consuming LOCUST PLAGUE of degeneracy, bile, and deceit. AND THEY KEEP WINNING.
13) There are enough progressives and the Democrats in the House have a thin enough majority that the Democrats are going to go hard to the left in favor of progressive Millennials.
14) Assuming nothing changes in terms of internet culture, which bleeds into life everywhere, progressive millennials will take power in 8 years. They will find an even more ridiculous, an even more destructive, an even more disastrous leader than Obama.
15) And if we conservative millennials don’t get our shit together? They will WIN. This is not a statement meant to cause fear. This is a statement of fact.
16) After Reagan’s 8 years came George HW Bush. He had one term before Bill Fucking Clinton dicked his way into the White House and established the housing policies that led to the 2008 recession, the prison policies that was a holocaust on the black community.
17) What in the FUCK do you think will happen in 10 years? President Ted Zodiac Cruz or Marco Manlet Rubio getting beat in their reelection bid to Sunflower Fantastic, the transwoman latinx socialist who plays the flute just BEAUTIFULLY and is just SO PASSIONATE about her causes
18) Sound like a nightmare? It is. Even 8 years of Trump winning can’t stop that, not unless conservative millennials get our shit together. Cocaine Mitch and Grahambo aren’t going to be around forever.
19) How we do this, I have no fucking idea. I’m a goddamn accountant. I get drunk on bourbon, shitpost on Twitter and enough people mistook me for a serious writer that I’m now going to be one of the first writers on quodverum.com
I don’t know how to start a movement.
I don’t know how to start a movement.
20) But let me tell you something I do know.
I am Steve Rogers shadow, refusing to give way to the inevitable cresting dawn of a new socialist movement.
I am Steve Rogers shadow, refusing to give way to the inevitable cresting dawn of a new socialist movement.
21) I am the intractable jackass, whose entire purpose for being on Twitter is to force Jackhole and the Twit Gestapo to boot me off, exposing them as the fascist ideologues they are.
22) I am the fifth horseman of the Apocalypse, sent to harvest the tears of liberals.
23) And I know that when the beacon goes up, the Bourbon Lantern Corps will be there to give a socialist dickwaffle the hell it deserves.
24) BOURBON LANTERN CORPS, ASSEMBLE!
SAY THE FUCKING PLEDGE!
IN DRUNKEST DAY, IN BLACKOUT NIGHT
NO DIPSHITS SHALL ESCAPE A FIGHT
COMMIES WHO SPREAD DISEASE AND BLIGHT
BEWARE MY WRATH, THE BOURBON'S MIGHT
SAY THE FUCKING PLEDGE!
IN DRUNKEST DAY, IN BLACKOUT NIGHT
NO DIPSHITS SHALL ESCAPE A FIGHT
COMMIES WHO SPREAD DISEASE AND BLIGHT
BEWARE MY WRATH, THE BOURBON'S MIGHT
