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Kyle
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Back again.

Fudge is back. Tell a friend.

Guess who’s back. Guess who’s back. Guess who’s back. Guess who’s back.
I've created a monster
'Cause nobody wants to see Kyle no more
They want Fudge I'm chopped liver
Well if you want Fudge, this is what I'll give ya
Lil’ bit of tweets mixed with hard bourbon
Some hot takes that'll jump-start my heart
Quicker than a shot
When I get shot at CNN by Jake Tapper
When I'm not cooperating
When I'm rocking the desk while he's anchoring (hey!)
You waited this long now stop complaining
'Cause I'm back I'm on the phone and shitposting
I know that you got a job Pelosi
But your Parkinsons shakes people noticing
So the DNC won't let me be
Or let me be me so let me see
They try to shut me down on Twitter feeds
But it feels so empty without me
So come on and bitch, come on and flip
Fuck that, fudge rule on this, fudge rule on that
Get ready this shutdowns gettin’ heavy
Just settled on a hashtag
FUCK YOU SCHUMER!
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Kyle
@HNIJohnMiller
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