1) OH NOOOO. One of the members of Iran's cyber propaganda group got annoyed and blocked me when I pointed out that @HeshmatAlavi was right to call her out as a propagandist for the Mullahs.
2) I confirmed with Heshmat first, of course, who's spent the over a decade (all the way through Obama and the Mullah's love affair) tracking and exposing these jackasses, who still feign innocence even as they try to provide PR cover for the Mullahs
3) See, it goes back to the old rule. Liberals accuse you of what they themselves are guilty of. In this case, they've spent 2 years accusing Trump and conservatives of having a cyber army of Russian trolls supporting and promoting him.
4) Ignoring, of course, that said Russian trolls were also supporting Bernie Sanders, had the stated goal of trying to degrade US political discourse over social media as much as possible, and promoted liberal causes like BLM just as much >.>
5) But, what if I were to tell you...
That there was a cyber group operating in supporting the Democrats and Obama solely in the interests of their own employer, which happens to be a hostile nation to the United States?
That there was a cyber group operating in supporting the Democrats and Obama solely in the interests of their own employer, which happens to be a hostile nation to the United States?
6) A network of assholes working to provide the Mullahs with a smokescreen in the western MSM to hide their actions, such as Iranian support of the Houthi militias that use child soldiers, Hamas who fired hundreds of rockets into Israel over the past few days, funding Al Qaeda...
7) A network of motherfuckers that one man, @HeshmatAlavi, has been working his ass off for over a decade to track, trace, and expose
8) So thorough he has been that I propose the adoption of the #HeshmatRule, in which if the writer of an article is someone that Heshmat has exposed as an Iranian inkshitting shill motherfucker, that their narrative can be dismissed out of hand and mocked with much derision.
9) This is the network of 'journalists' similar to that quantum corpse asshole Khashoggi who do whatever they can to degrade US and Saudi interests in the Middle East in order to promote the interests of the Mullahs and the other religious radicals that have strangled world peace
10) This is the network of assholes that played cover for the regime when Iranian protesters were gunned down in the STREETS during the Green Revolution
11) These are the motherfuckers that tell you that we and the Saudis and the Israelis are WAR CRIMINALS while the terrorist networks that the Mullahs fund, train, and control fire missiles and rockets at cities, use child soldiers, and specifically target civilians
12) And the minute you start sniffing too close and start calling these motherfuckers out as the UNREGISTERED FOREIGN AGENTS THEY ARE (where the FUCK you at, Mueller, when you let these motherfuckers run wild in our media for A GODDAMN DECADE)...
13) They shut you out, try to keep you from exposing them any further to the witless followers whose feeds are filled with these inkshitting Mullah asskissers signal boosting each other. 
14) Now, I don't know about you all, but I think, when you stumble across a network of shills and propagandists that are trying to do PR for a regime that is responsible for terrorism worldwide against innocents, you light them up with a lantern, let them know you SEE them.
15) So....
Bourbon Lantern Corps?
ASSEMBLE.
AND SAY THE FUCKING PLEDGE.
Bourbon Lantern Corps?
ASSEMBLE.
AND SAY THE FUCKING PLEDGE.
IN DRUNKEST DAY, IN BLACKOUT NIGHT
NO DIPSHITS SHALL ESCAPE A FIGHT
COMMIES WHO SPREAD DISEASE AND BLIGHT
BEWARE MY WRATH, THE BOURBON'S MIGHT
NO DIPSHITS SHALL ESCAPE A FIGHT
COMMIES WHO SPREAD DISEASE AND BLIGHT
BEWARE MY WRATH, THE BOURBON'S MIGHT
