#ShwastyHalloweenSpecial starts now with the #LiveTweet of #HocusPocus!
I know fuck all about this movie, and honestly didn't even know it existed until people started screaming for it to be in the polls
So... Here we go. Press play... NOW!
I know fuck all about this movie, and honestly didn't even know it existed until people started screaming for it to be in the polls
So... Here we go. Press play... NOW!
Queue the french horns or whatever
#ShwastyHalloweenSpecial
We open to a boy sleeping
Horses
Chickens
Sheep
And a young Carey Elwes
Wait shit wrong movie
We open to a boy sleeping
Horses
Chickens
Sheep
And a young Carey Elwes
Wait shit wrong movie
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Dude this kid just took a LIFE ENDING spill down a mountain
Roll credits?
Nope we're good
Dude this kid just took a LIFE ENDING spill down a mountain
Roll credits?
Nope we're good
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Another beautiful morning. Makes me sick.
I was convinced I came up with that line. Damn.
Another beautiful morning. Makes me sick.
I was convinced I came up with that line. Damn.
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This makeup is offffffffputting
Not as unsettling as fucking BUTTON EYES, but it'll do
This makeup is offffffffputting
Not as unsettling as fucking BUTTON EYES, but it'll do
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Quickly learning the dynamic of these witches
Think I found the Especially insane one
Quickly learning the dynamic of these witches
Think I found the Especially insane one
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Boy going toe to toe with the witches
Like Geralt fighting the Crones
I DON'T CARE EVERYTHING IS RELATED TO THE WITCHER IF YOU WANT IT TO BE
Boy going toe to toe with the witches
Like Geralt fighting the Crones
I DON'T CARE EVERYTHING IS RELATED TO THE WITCHER IF YOU WANT IT TO BE
#ShwastyHalloweenSpecial
Are they breathing in the girl?
Because that's illegal in most states with the notable exception of Alabama
Are they breathing in the girl?
Because that's illegal in most states with the notable exception of Alabama
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And they're young again
Blondie kinda cute, too
............ Witch-Bubbles?
And they're young again
Blondie kinda cute, too
............ Witch-Bubbles?
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Hey if this movie gets one thing right, it's making fun of Californians
Even California knows what I'm talking about
Hey if this movie gets one thing right, it's making fun of Californians
Even California knows what I'm talking about
#ShwastyHalloweenSpecial
I've never seen 8th graders be so unironically excited about something
This movie doesn't portray Gen X accurately
Half of them would've been making fun of the teacher, other half would been listening to their new Pearl Jam cassette on their walkman
I've never seen 8th graders be so unironically excited about something
This movie doesn't portray Gen X accurately
Half of them would've been making fun of the teacher, other half would been listening to their new Pearl Jam cassette on their walkman
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This kid is sick with the insults
I wish my comeback game was that fucking raw
This kid is sick with the insults
I wish my comeback game was that fucking raw
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"That sucked!"
"Watch your language!"
Well now, that brings back memories. Who else got scolded for saying sucks, crap, and frick?
"That sucked!"
"Watch your language!"
Well now, that brings back memories. Who else got scolded for saying sucks, crap, and frick?
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Dude was about to Big Mouth that pillow before his sneaky sister voyeur'd on him
Dude was about to Big Mouth that pillow before his sneaky sister voyeur'd on him
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Okay who the fuck robs a kid's candy
Like
You're 23 and probably have a job
Go fucking BUY a candy bar
Okay who the fuck robs a kid's candy
Like
You're 23 and probably have a job
Go fucking BUY a candy bar
#ShwastyHalloweenSpecial
Fun fact: In Vanilla Ice's hit, "Ice, Ice, Baby," he's actually referencing the kid, Ice, in this movie.
It's true
Look it up
At least you can't find anything saying it isn't real
Fun fact: In Vanilla Ice's hit, "Ice, Ice, Baby," he's actually referencing the kid, Ice, in this movie.
It's true
Look it up
At least you can't find anything saying it isn't real
#ShwastyHalloweenSpecial
"Let me change, they won't miss me"
*three hours of wrestling with a corset later*
"Let me change, they won't miss me"
*three hours of wrestling with a corset later*
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And now Max learns a little lesson everyone learns around the age of 14
Don't fuck with the paranormal or else you won't get laid
And now Max learns a little lesson everyone learns around the age of 14
Don't fuck with the paranormal or else you won't get laid
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If they keep consuming kids, do the witches pull like a full Benjamin Button?
Can a motherfucker OD on children?
If they keep consuming kids, do the witches pull like a full Benjamin Button?
Can a motherfucker OD on children?
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1993?
Shit we need to warn them
I want to just yell at the TV screen
DON'T INVEST IN HD DVD
BLURAY WINS
1993?
Shit we need to warn them
I want to just yell at the TV screen
DON'T INVEST IN HD DVD
BLURAY WINS
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"You mess with the great and powerful Max and now must suffer the consequences"
This. Kid. Is. A. Baller.
"You mess with the great and powerful Max and now must suffer the consequences"
This. Kid. Is. A. Baller.
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Pretty sure if I awakened an ancient evil and summoned it using a black flame candle, I'd not be as calm and collected
Probably would just be like
"Aye yeah alright just alakazam my head off or whatever"
Pretty sure if I awakened an ancient evil and summoned it using a black flame candle, I'd not be as calm and collected
Probably would just be like
"Aye yeah alright just alakazam my head off or whatever"
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Just learned this movie was released in July?
Who the fuck made that decision?
Just learned this movie was released in July?
Who the fuck made that decision?
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Find the book, brew the potion, suck the life out of children
Or, as Snape would call it, a normal class
Find the book, brew the potion, suck the life out of children
Or, as Snape would call it, a normal class
#ShwastyHalloweenSpecial
Were brooms really so shittily designed 300 years ago?
Fucker would not collect dirt with that design
It's just poor patenting
Were brooms really so shittily designed 300 years ago?
Fucker would not collect dirt with that design
It's just poor patenting
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Side note
Arwen has not talked back to me yet
But she is very intently watching the movie
Side note
Arwen has not talked back to me yet
But she is very intently watching the movie
#ShwastyHalloweenSpecial
This bus driver is thirstier than most of the people in the Discord server last weekend
You know what you did
This bus driver is thirstier than most of the people in the Discord server last weekend
You know what you did
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I'm irrationally mad at that bus driver for running over that cat
Hugging Arwen
I knew he couldn't die but that was pretty fucked to see
I'm irrationally mad at that bus driver for running over that cat
Hugging Arwen
I knew he couldn't die but that was pretty fucked to see
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Ah yeah, Satan's wife has the diet of me at 19
Cigarettes, burboun, and Cheetos
I miss that metabolism
Ah yeah, Satan's wife has the diet of me at 19
Cigarettes, burboun, and Cheetos
I miss that metabolism
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Oh this poor kid, even though it's true, he's gonna get roasted for the rest of his oife
Oh this poor kid, even though it's true, he's gonna get roasted for the rest of his oife
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The most underrated thing in this movie:
The ability for the witches to sight-read music, and the backup band for knowing EXACTLY when to queue in
The most underrated thing in this movie:
The ability for the witches to sight-read music, and the backup band for knowing EXACTLY when to queue in
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u ever been so white-boy mad u just went fuckin ham on a trashcan in an alley
max has
u ever been so white-boy mad u just went fuckin ham on a trashcan in an alley
max has
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Oh fuck they're gonna burn the witches alive?
What the fuck is this movie RATED?!
Oh fuck they're gonna burn the witches alive?
What the fuck is this movie RATED?!
#ShwastyHalloweenSpecial
"We got a new cat!" The youngest child announces
I remember getting away with that shit
"We got a new cat!" The youngest child announces
I remember getting away with that shit
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Max gonna put it to the MAX tonight
No more bitch ass candle lighting for THIS virgin
Max gonna put it to the MAX tonight
No more bitch ass candle lighting for THIS virgin
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Hey kids reading an ancient grimoire of spells and shit
"What harm could it do?"
Hey kids reading an ancient grimoire of spells and shit
"What harm could it do?"
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"It says here this book can only be opened by a virgin..."
*she tries to open the book with visible struggle*
"Fucking seriously?!"
"It says here this book can only be opened by a virgin..."
*she tries to open the book with visible struggle*
"Fucking seriously?!"
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Max just left two kids to die and the last words they'll ever hear is "tubular"
Hell is real, folks.
Max just left two kids to die and the last words they'll ever hear is "tubular"
Hell is real, folks.
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Wait, when she yells "a toast," aren't I supposed to throw toast at the screen or something?
Wait, when she yells "a toast," aren't I supposed to throw toast at the screen or something?
#ShwastyHalloweenSpecial
So two tweens, a black cat, a zombie, a little girl, and a book with and eye are hiding from three witches...
So two tweens, a black cat, a zombie, a little girl, and a book with and eye are hiding from three witches...
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I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR SISTER
BE A CAT AGAIN
DAMMIT
FUXK
ARWEN IS GETTING SO MANY TREATS
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR SISTER
BE A CAT AGAIN
DAMMIT
FUXK
ARWEN IS GETTING SO MANY TREATS
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"Took 300 years for a virgin to light a candle"
Yeah most virgins nowadays just vape
"Took 300 years for a virgin to light a candle"
Yeah most virgins nowadays just vape
