I am going to tell you about a dude I JUST learned existed
His name was John Murray Spear, and he attempted to build ROBOT JESUS
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Murr…
- a perpetual motion machine
- an "electric thinking engine"
- an electric boat
- an "intercontinental telepathy network"
- an improved sewing machine
RIP John Spears, you beautiful madman