About to try the juniper latte, pray for me.
Official review: the juniper latte is like making out with a Guillermo Del Toro wood nymph
The juniper latte is like drinking a vanilla latte while trimming a hedge.
The juniper latte tastes like glamping in the Finnish woods.
Depends on how you feel about making out, wood nymphs, del Toro, and combinations of all three.
The juniper latte tastes like lip balm for a Sasquatch.
When the aftertaste hits, the juniper latte is like a memory of a beautiful forest where something terrible happened to you.
Suggested food pairings for the juniper latte:
-whole-grain bread where at least one grain is wholly unfamiliar
-lamb or other immature flesh
-cured meat
-cheese from a village you suspect appears only once in a hundred years
-whole-grain bread where at least one grain is wholly unfamiliar
-lamb or other immature flesh
-cured meat
-cheese from a village you suspect appears only once in a hundred years
