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THERMOS, BY Sammy J

Thermos, oh thermos, oh keeper of heat
My portable, potable, mid-morning treat
I made you this morning, I packed you away
And now you stay hot for me all through the day
Filled from the kettle and mixed with a spoon
Coffee and milk in a watery tomb
Thermos, oh thermos, Oh saver of cash
Not I for the coffee shop mid morning dash
No hipster barista-made peppermint brew
Could ever compete with the sweet taste of you
You’re simple and honest and happy and hot
I drink when I’m thirsty, I stop when I’m not
Thermos oh thermos, oh carry me forward
Willing me on with your liquid reward
You ask for so little yet offer so much
You’re warm on the inside but cool to the touch
And when I open you greet me with steam
A nasal embrace of my face with caffeine
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It’s #Monday, I’m boozing it up at a 4 seat bar, the #barkeep is a long pourer, and I’m all fucking set if I get something stuck between my teeth.👇🙃 #RandomThoughts #drinking #OutAndAbout
Shooting the shit with a friend, she’s proud to be doing well with her plants - unusual for her.

The key was a #video explaining the benefits of pruning.

She needs REASONS. She got them.

Apparently, pruning in a particular manner stimulates growth hormones.
#RandomThoughts
Of course, this led to me initiating a discussion about the #movie I just watched on Hulu, called “The German Doctor.”

The main character was Josef Mengele. #ThisHappened

People, this is why I’m known in my circles as “The Black Hole Of Conversation.” SMTH
#RandomThoughts
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Trump Hotels' website still lists Trump SoHo New York among its properties in the Our Hotels menu. Select its name though to access its page and there's a message about it being renamed

bit.ly/2EPCSy1
National politics correspondent for Newsweek, Nina Burleigh, with a fun find on a TV above the bar at the Trump Hotel DC bit.ly/2E37QRR
Two errors in the 2nd graf of Breitbart's Trump Hotel DC article:
-holdings aren't out of @realDonaldTrump's hands: trust isn't blind & he can profit from it
-Trump Org told Congress it was estimating foreign receipts—not auto donating in full
bit.ly/2CpL7z2
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